Sometimes the joke write themselves

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

No one invites Patrick to their barbeque after factoring in how much it would cost to feed him.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

If he didn’t threaten to murder his daughter, his ex-wife and her late husband I’m sure he would have been invited to plenty of barbecues followed by Ade promptly selling the leftovers.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Surprised he didn't say cookout to stick with his Popeyes commercial lady vernacular.

 

[SFWA liaison]

sanitary conditions for food preparation is white supremacy

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Looks like Pat was invited to the barbecue.


He's the pig, get it.

 

[Sputnik]

Blacks can do no wrong in Ricks eyes. Except not drag their salty foreskin across stinky Nikki's taint and asshole.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I really hate him

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Sometimes a pig roast can last for five years or longer.

 

[guest]

Pat is a friend to niggers everywhere. Whenever the niggers see Pat coming they set out a plate because @stealthygeek is down. This motherfucker makes me so insanely revolted . . . he's never interacted with poor black/hispanic people in any meaningful way as equals. He's sooo fucking condescending. Like . ."I vote blue racist, the darkies are on MY side." is exactly what he's thinking when he meets a dark person.

 

[Ethan P. Schulman]

Everybody’s invited to the pig bbq on August 24th!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Blacks can do no wrong in Ricks eyes.