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This grotesque image is the cursed Avatar of greatness for these forums... as D-CHRISTENED by The DMAN himself...
This photograph has it all: His lust-filled face, blushing, undoubtedly about the many things he plans to do with himself once he gets back home to that hard drive of hits.
This Avatar is like the mask in The Mask starring Jim Carrey, where anyone who places this image upon thine Profile becomes drunk with power and energy.
But the possibilities don't end there. This doughy, nasally creep has so many perfect headshots, fit for a Forum Troll on the loose, terrorizing the Fans with his shocking opinions. Keeping them talking, and the silly avatar to boot? This Avatar completes the package for any poster in need of some Jazzing Up. His dopey pedophile expressions are just exemplary.
We're gonna give you the original Jeffey Jones Beetlejuice Headshot, ONE OF A KIND, abandoned by musTARD a once great DMANIAC led astray. Look at it up top of your screen there. You can see that picture in the peripheral at the very top of your screen while you're reading this. Well here it is again at the bottom...
We're gonna give you the bloated, double-chin special, a second Avatar for your usage... Shake it up between seasons. HEY!!!! Maybe the 80's isn't your thing. Maybe you want to be the OLD, FAT Jeffrey Jones where he STILL goes out in public and EVERYBODY knows!!!!
We're gonna throw in the puffy-eyed craterface smirk, letting YOU know that HE knows that YOU know about it ALL... AND HE DOESN'T CARE!!!!
The guy had a little too much fun. And ALL of these avatars can be yours, IF you pick up that phone RIGHT NOW -- BE DIALING!!! FOLKS!!! You're gonna wanna call your friends and family and tell them about this deal -- Well, wait 'til you order FIRST, BECAUSE THEYR'E GOING!!!!!!!
This photograph has it all: His lust-filled face, blushing, undoubtedly about the many things he plans to do with himself once he gets back home to that hard drive of hits.
This Avatar is like the mask in The Mask starring Jim Carrey, where anyone who places this image upon thine Profile becomes drunk with power and energy.
But the possibilities don't end there. This doughy, nasally creep has so many perfect headshots, fit for a Forum Troll on the loose, terrorizing the Fans with his shocking opinions. Keeping them talking, and the silly avatar to boot? This Avatar completes the package for any poster in need of some Jazzing Up. His dopey pedophile expressions are just exemplary.
We're gonna give you the original Jeffey Jones Beetlejuice Headshot, ONE OF A KIND, abandoned by musTARD a once great DMANIAC led astray. Look at it up top of your screen there. You can see that picture in the peripheral at the very top of your screen while you're reading this. Well here it is again at the bottom...
We're gonna give you the bloated, double-chin special, a second Avatar for your usage... Shake it up between seasons. HEY!!!! Maybe the 80's isn't your thing. Maybe you want to be the OLD, FAT Jeffrey Jones where he STILL goes out in public and EVERYBODY knows!!!!
We're gonna throw in the puffy-eyed craterface smirk, letting YOU know that HE knows that YOU know about it ALL... AND HE DOESN'T CARE!!!!
The guy had a little too much fun. And ALL of these avatars can be yours, IF you pick up that phone RIGHT NOW -- BE DIALING!!! FOLKS!!! You're gonna wanna call your friends and family and tell them about this deal -- Well, wait 'til you order FIRST, BECAUSE THEYR'E GOING!!!!!!!
