Someone broke into my apartment

[Professor Rape]

Just got a call

Fucking Jesus FUCK

 

[BUBBLER]

Probably niggers

 

[captain_kamala]

Sorry

 

[Child..]

Sorry to hear that Dougster

 

[Cuphead]

Nice neighborhood, stupid

 

[aRTie02150]

Shit that was your place?

I'll bring everything back.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I hope your rape trophies were left undisturbed.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

They find anything cool?

 

[Professor Rape]

Nice neighborhood, stupid

It's a good neighborhood that's why it's fucked, they broke into 2 different places

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Fucking Jesus FUCK

Language!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They probably found the "perfect woman" You're building out of Asian body parts and ran away without taking anything.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Shit that was your place?

I'll bring everything back.

Return his G-Shock asap

 

[Single Action Army]

Th-that's terrible I'm sorry

 

[TorpidSloth]

There's nothing wrong with living in an apartment. But if there isn't a doorman, or at least chip entrance (what's that?), you should reconsider your life choices.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Seriously though, that sucks, Douglas. They will burn in the bowl of fire.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There's nothing wrong with living in an apartment. But if there isn't a doorman, or at least chip entrance (what's that?), you should reconsider your life choices.

This is true but it's highly annoying having to interact with a gregarious doorman that works a regular schedule so you see them all the time. Two times no one wants to talk: leaving for work, and coming home from work

 

[WifeStoreWill]

This is true but it's highly annoying having to interact with a gregarious doorman that works a regular schedule so you see them all the time. Two times no one wants to talk: leaving for work, and coming home from work

Just put headphones on and wave and smile as you walk by

 

[TorpidSloth]

This is true but it's highly annoying having to interact with a gregarious doorman that works a regular schedule so you see them all the time. Two times no one wants to talk: leaving for work, and coming home from work

That's my bread and butter. I'm great at shit like that. "Hey Mike, how are the kids? Did Zoe get into Bristol? Is Jason in the 1st XI yet? Is the missus feeling better?"etc. I pretty much like people, have a good memory for faces, names and details and want to hear the answers if they're cool.

 

[Child..]

That's my bread and butter. I'm great at shit like that. "Hey Mike, how are the kids? Did Zoe get into Bristol? Is Jason in the 1st XI yet? Is the missus feeling better?"etc. I pretty much like people, have a good memory for faces, names and details and want to hear the answers if they're cool.

The worst doormen are the ones who try to curry favors from residents in the building, gotta be careful chit chatting with them, or next thing you know they expect a $50 tip for keeping the freight elevator door open all day for your U-haul van, or holding on to your dumb packages.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's my bread and butter. I'm great at shit like that. "Hey Mike, how are the kids? Did Zoe get into Bristol? Is Jason in the 1st XI yet? Is the missus feeling better?"etc. I pretty much like people, have a good memory for faces, names and details and want to hear the answers if they're cool.

I don't like people but I'm good at shooting the shit, and i have too much shame/decency to just autistically blow past people. I don't live in a doorman building anymore but anytime I interacted with the doorman, i was in, at minimum, a bad mood