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Is it? I don't think it is?
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Somebody in the comments said this story might be fake?
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Is it? I don't think it is?
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It is pretty obvious what happened. Patrice and his friends raped someone. They went to jail. Patrice being an accessory to rape gets minor jail time. Exaggerates some of the stuff in prison to make the stories funnier. Lies on air because he does not want to tank his career by admitting he is a convicted rapist. Though he on air admitted to basically raping Brazilian prostitutes with his glass dildos so he was a moron with spilling his private life.
Everyone who told stories on the show told exaggerated versions. Jim Jeffries with his home invasion story. Breuer with his pizzaman story. Norton with his alcoholism and drug use. Rogan being straight. Literally every single story that Opie told. Yeah the bra bombing was obviously fake. But so were a lot of other stories they were just more subtle when they told them.
Everyone who told stories on the show told exaggerated versions. Jim Jeffries with his home invasion story. Breuer with his pizzaman story. Norton with his alcoholism and drug use. Rogan being straight. Literally every single story that Opie told. Yeah the bra bombing was obviously fake. But so were a lot of other stories they were just more subtle when they told them.
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I absolutely believe this for all the details he provides. If I went to prison over shit like that, I'd be livid at the girl, but in his story, his anger is directed at the other guy who forced her into blowing him, and putting everything on blast.
If you hear him tell the story, he's at peace with some parts and still made about other parts. I'm sure he embellished some stuff about prison, but I think Mr. Lumumba O'Neal is pretty much telling the truth.
If you hear him tell the story, he's at peace with some parts and still made about other parts. I'm sure he embellished some stuff about prison, but I think Mr. Lumumba O'Neal is pretty much telling the truth.
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Didn't people find out who Pizza Man is and it turned out it was all true?
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It was a very plausible story, nothing about it was unbelievable or sus.
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> Everyone who told stories on the show told exaggerated versions. Jim Jeffries with his home invasion story.
Oh really? I remember that as being quite funny.
Sir, your fingerprints are all over this cocaine baggy.
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Oh really? I remember that as being quite funny.
Sir, your fingerprints are all over this cocaine baggy.
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If a Youtube comment says it then it must be true.
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Like when Mark Normand told the Tucker Max story that was bullshit when Tucker Max told it.
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I do feel like Patrice embellished his dynamic with Von and women in general. Im almost certain his 'pimp rhetoric' was all cope...he was really just a self-admitted swinging cuckold with some ED problems.
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Let's not forget when Opie and Anthony would tell us that they were, above all else, real.
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bra bombing was fake? since when??
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I thought so, but after listening/watching to every patrice clip available when i was an impressionable teen, and looking back, he was pretty good with women. He exaggerated getting tons of side pussy with von and she had him by the balls, but they did swing a lot (he fucks a girl, she fucks a guy, in the same room) and had some three somes. look at his on the street interviews in tough crowd, and this was back in 03 in his fat football jersey phase, he had serious game. along with black phillip and how he handled each hole and each caller, I really think he was a nice pimp. But he felt his mortality with all his health problems, was trying to conceive with von but couldnt get her pregnant, and needed to be in a relationship or he probably wouldve killed himself (which he ended up doing anyways).compared to an actual “cold approach” pickup artist fag, he probably lacked some, but he gave zero fucks and in the ona/comic world, im hard pressed to think of anyone who had more game than him.. maybe dice.. but dice came off as creepy sometimes. and hes jewish.
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fair, but i think comparing patrice to other weasly, wormy comics isn't a good comparison, as he really did give no fucks just like norm, and had no reason to embellish. von listened to every show, and everyone in that universe pretty much vouched for him, if he was loying about his game and getting women they wouldve called him out, but ope and the two pedos always backed him up, even colin did. His crowd work in his standup backs this up. and the raping women in brazil with glass dildos, that's really a stretch. it's 20$ to fuck any favela whore there and they like it. especially since he went to the termas (brothels) down there and theres security and shit.
but the fat nigger had his faults like everyone,could be really obnoxious and annoying. im not a ball washer, he's no deity, just callin it like i see it, cup of coffee, newspaper. etc.
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First off you incel moron.....no prostitute wants anyone to fuck her with piles of glass dildos for pennies. No woman actually wants to be a literal street whore in a third world country. You think a single woman or viking warrior that Norton hired actually enjoyed a single second of any moment other than receiving the money? The O&A show was famous for making porn whores cry or lash out at them because they were all miserable. All those women in Brazil were in a dead end life being sexually assaulted by loser tourists for piddling amounts of cash to barely survive. Rape is not a stretch at all. These idiots were traveling to foreign countries where sex trafficking is sanctioned and legal and often operated by drug cartels.
Second of all Patrice had a girlfriend who already had a kid by another man. Wow what a strong pimp hand. Raising another man's kid and not even being able to have children of your own? This is the alpha male lifestyle? Patrice's whole alpha mentality was as fake as Norton's alcoholism or Anthony's heterosexuality.
Sam Kinison was a hardcore player. Dude was short and obese and did Escobar levels of coke. Was banging groupies right and left. Was banging a pair of sisters and married one. Got his manager's wife pregnant. Was banging celebrities. Literally had women throwing themselves at him at all times. Kinison once was traveling with his band and entourage and his girlfriend said she wanted to fuck him on the tour plane.....so the dude rented a separate private jet for his tour so he could fuck his girlfriend in private instead of just wait to get to a hotel. None of the O&A comedians ever pulled a move like that or came close.
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Take it easyyyyyyy… ive been to brasil, rio many times, and had sex with over a hundred whores just in brazil. I think you’re out of your depth on this one. Most everything you wrote is nonsense
as far as raising another mans kid, no shit, he didnt have any legacy at all and since he couldnt have kids thats the closet thing to adopting. He was a nigger after all, he wouldnt have made a good father. That doesn’t negate his “game” or levels of “pimpness” whatsoever. That’s a black mark for sure, but doesn’t really negate anything.
And as far as kinnison, no shit. He had crazy game. But he wasnt in the onaverse, as I specifically stated
get your panties out of a bundle and read more thoroughly
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If it's a fake story that glossed over him being an actual rapist, why bring it up? He wasn't asked, I just listened to this episode last week.
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I suppose Sperm Bowl 96 was a hoax too
What, they didn’t actually jerk their cocks until cum spews out of the helmets for an on-air bit?
What, they didn’t actually jerk their cocks until cum spews out of the helmets for an on-air bit?
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False flag PSYOP in the radio wars
