So went to the art gallery in Victoria today…

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I shit you not.

Banana taped to a wall.

My fucking turds are masterpieces by comparison.

I couldn’t be bothered reading the wall plate stating the artists objective.

I’m thinking of exclusively posting my cum tributes around city walls.


ludo free coins

 

[Coonskin]

Don't people do this as a prank

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Don't people do this as a prank

This was legit. People were standing by trying to analyse it and find meaning.

This has to be a piss take on the “artists” behalf.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Melbourne is full of hipster poofters

 

[Coonskin]

You should've mushed that shit into the wall or ripped it off. If anyone questions you it's part of the art piece you were hired by the artist. This shit is retarded and we can thank faggots like Marcel Duchamp for pioneering this lazy horseshit. And of course the pomposity of the art critiques for establishing this bullshit concept about how anything that makes you react or think is considered art without factoring skill or effort. Wow you tied a paint can to the ceiling and had it spin around on a canvas - here's a bunch of money. Fuck the world

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Melbourne is full of hipster poofters

I agree wholeheartedly. Way too many wankstains here.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

You should've mushed that shit into the wall or ripped it off. If anyone questions you it's part of the art piece you were hired by the artist. This shit is retarded and we can thank faggots like Marcel Duchamp for pioneering this lazy horseshit. And of course the pomposity of the art critiques for establishing this bullshit concept about how anything that makes you react or think is considered art without factoring skill or effort. Wow you tied a paint can to the ceiling and had it spin around on a canvas - here's a bunch of money. Fuck the world

Yes, so many pompous fuckheads there today. Went to the cafe for a pie. No but they had High Tea and finger sandwiches. Gtfo sons of bitches motherfuckers.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yes, so many pompous fuckheads there today. Went to the cafe for a pie. No but they had High Tea and finger sandwiches. Gtfo sons of bitches motherfuckers.

Cafe pies suck anyway, they're usually "organic" and under seasoned. Only good pies are at a) pie shops and b) the petty station

 

[Dog Eater]

I shit you not.

Banana taped to a wall.

My fucking turds are masterpieces by comparison.

I couldn’t be bothered reading the wall plate stating the artists objective.

I’m thinking of exclusively posting my cum tributes around city walls.


ludo free coins

Did you see the nigger statues in the entrance area?

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

I will say that's a really tight tape job

 

[RobertMewler]

It's a hack bit at this point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian_(artwork)

https://www.gq.com/story/suddenly-the-koons-is-this-100k-banana

People have eaten them: https://www.cnn.com/style/article/s...an-banana-art-south-korea-intl-hnk/index.html

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I can see the powerful meaning in it.
It’s like when I masturbate in a public museum, and call it “live art”.
The art fags come by and go “Hmm”
“Ahh” “What a powerful message” as they twiddle their pencil thin mustaches and drink wine.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I shit you not.

Banana taped to a wall.

My fucking turds are masterpieces by comparison.

I couldn’t be bothered reading the wall plate stating the artists objective.

I’m thinking of exclusively posting my cum tributes around city walls.


ludo free coins

do people vape in Australia? and say ''bro'' or ''my dude'' ? what do Australians think about Gregory Hines?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Hines

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

People have eaten them

Rock-solid bit and probably added a lot to the experience.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tehching Hsieh - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

This asshole honestly made me hate art. That's worth reading just to understand what a fucking loser this guy is.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Modern art is worthless.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Did you see the nigger statues in the entrance area?

Yes 2 jigs wearing Nikes

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

do people vape in Australia? and say ''bro'' or ''my dude'' ? what do Australians think about Gregory Hines?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Hines

Yes vapes everywhere

Lotta folks saying Mate. Bro and Cuz have crept into the vernacular. Sick cunt, mad cunt, fuckin dog cunt, and other forms of cunt are also quite popular.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I shit you not.

Banana taped to a wall.

My fucking turds are masterpieces by comparison.

I couldn’t be bothered reading the wall plate stating the artists objective.

I’m thinking of exclusively posting my cum tributes around city walls.


ludo free coins

How about this one...

Danish artist ordered to repay museum after delivering blank canvases Denmark's Kunsten Museum loaned artist Jens Haaning about $76,400 to create two pieces of modern art. Instead, he submitted two blank canvases and titled the work Take the Money and Run.

Bwahahaha, Jens rules! I hope he skipped town with the loot and spent it all on dope and whores. Fawwkin send the sockcuckah's all the used ssssssscumbag condoms and tell 'em to take the jizz and run with it, faggots.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Tehching Hsieh - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

This asshole honestly made me hate art. That's worth reading just to understand what a fucking loser this guy is.

Maybe I should do a year of cock shots demonstrating my flaccidity. It would represent the waning modern masculinity resulting from the rise of sissification.