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So, we are trying the advice show again, huh?

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I wonder if Nick will say something that’s both esoteric and gay at the same time.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Jim will do his serious pontificating voice “I don’t know man, that’s a tough one man.” Nick will be taking the piss and trying to crack jokes. Norton will feel extremely strange and start blinking because he’s a phony playing a character, and he’s in his serious advice guy character, NOT his joke around character. Argument ensues.
 

Gay Faggot.

Soft punchable jaw...bitch tits...pear shaped
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Two highly qualified people to give advice. One married a man after claiming for years he’s not gay, worships KISS and Ozzy Osbourne, and doesn’t know how to do daily activities such as cooking. The other could be/was very successful but has mental crisis’ every few months and disappears. He’s also gay. I know I’ll be tuning in!
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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What sort of advice can he give when he married a man?! Fuck God dammit I once liked this man!!!
 

Vito Carlucci

The road trip is slated for March.
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I thought it was hilarious when he tried doing this shit 12 or whatever years ago.

Even when he was still relevant it was laughable that THIS motherfucker, the guy who sucked another kid’s cock until piss came out of his cock-head and into his mouth, was going to tell other people how to solve their problems?

Okay.

Says more about the retards looking to Jim for salvation, honestly. Jim’s just a faggot who needs to feel important.
 
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I wouldn't take any sort of life advice from either of these retards. Neither of them has a normal life.

This will also be a disaster like when Jim was on cumtown and talked about dieting with no jokes the whole time. They cut the episode short because Jim didn't get what the show was supposed to be.
That was around when I realized that Jim had completely lost his mind. He would do comedy podcasts like Cumtown, or Carolla, and speak completely seriously the entire time, and seemingly wouldn't even recognize jokes. I remember him constantly asking "What do you mean by that?" when Nick would make a joke. It's like he was only able to be "funny" when he was in the Chip persona. He became the exact kind of pontificating ass he used to make fun of.
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Worming his way back to Nick Mullen, the guy who deleted the Jim Norton cumtown episode because it was so unfunny .

Would have been good to phone in and bring this up to make it awkward, but of course he announces it the DAY OF.... Any of you could have called!!!!
 
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