So this was a bad idea

[CQ Beans]

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I wouldn’t put too much stock into what this things says, but if the prognosis is bleak take it as a sign to clean up some habits

 

[CQ Beans]

take it as a sign to clean up some habits

Your diplomacy is appreciated lol.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'll make it to right around natural life expectancy. Cool. Amazing program.

 

[guest]

I’m actually fucking disappointed I’ve still got 24 whole years to go.

Another quarter of a century watching the Western world burn in thrall to niggers and trannies.

Hurry up with the nukes Putin, you bald manlet cunt.

Don't worry, Duke nukem is unlikely. You're more likely to be killed by marauding predatory gangs once our ponzi economy collapses.

Best chance of avoiding that? Buy some land with water well/s, buy weapons.

 

[Turk February]

I'll make it to right around natural life expectancy. Cool. Amazing program.

natural life expectancy is like 32 years

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Welp…

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@Uncle J’s Sink Emporium, where are you landing on this?

 

[Turk February]

Welp…
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oh no! Piggy Piggy Shit Tits! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not the Piiiggy Shit Tits! Anyone but Piggy Shit Tits!

 

[chocolatehellhole]

natural life expectancy is like 32 years

That figure only stands if you factor in every abortion and miscarriage.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

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I like the enthusiastic exclamation point as it informs you that you will be dying very young

 

[Turk February]

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reject modernity, embrace tradition - where you can have you midlife crisis at 15 years old.

 

[CQ Beans]

I like the enthusiastic exclamation point as it informs you that you will be dying very young

Well, I didn’t.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Our prized pig has a few more years left in him, I think. He’ll be one of those fat fucks who lives into their 80s for some unexplainable reason.

 

[chewtoycock]

Apparently I'm going to make it to 64 as a daily drinking, pack a day smoking, overweight guy. You'd think a site like this would lean towards underestimating lifespan to scare people. When I spell it out like that it's probably going to be a rough last few years.

 

[CQ Beans]

Apparently I'm going to make it to 64 as a daily drinking, pack a day smoking, overweight guy. You'd think a site like this would lean towards underestimating lifespan to scare people. When I spell it out like that it's probably going to be a rough last few years.

You beat me by three years if you that makes you feel any better.

 

[chewtoycock]

You beat me by three years if you that makes you feel any better.

It doesn't, I don't want to live without you beanschy.

 

[CQ Beans]

It doesn't, I don't want to live without you beanschy.

I’m nothing if not entertaining. I’ll be here all night.

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm so sorry, Pat:

 

[Nigger John]

Ugh,,, living another 50 years . Fuckkkkk