So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.

[Turk February]

I learned I can't get the detox I need because despite 9 medical visits they can't treat me. What am I supposed to do? Drink myself to death? What the fuck.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Go to mass?

 

[Turk February]

Go to mass?

Only if they have lunch.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

PLEASE stop prefacing your declarative statements with "so"

 

[Jenna]

So Canada can just say "you're gonna die anyway, we ain't wasting resources on you"? Meh, still better than the States.

 

[StlakerFatti]

it's not your body that is failing but your soul.

 

[Turk February]

PLEASE stop prefacing your declarative statements with "so"

So I can't. I have OCD. It's also why I kill kittens constantly. And shit just 2 feet from the toilet.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So I can't. I have OCD. It's also why I kill kittens constantly. And shit just 2 feet from the toilet.

I want to turn your OCD into "No CD"

 

[Turk February]

So Canada can just say "you're gonna die anyway, we ain't wasting resources on you"? Meh, still better than the States.

You're actually not far of base. I strongly suspect a very close family member was euthanized against their will when they had cancer.

 

[Leeeavings]

So Canada can just say "you're gonna die anyway, we ain't wasting resources on you"? Meh, still better than the States.

Now these are some death panels I can get behind

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

it's not your body that is failing but your soul.

Don't worry he doesn't believe in a soul so there's no way his can be rotting

 

[Turk February]

Don't worry he doesn't believe in a soul so there's no way his can be rotting

What if I do believe in a soul? What if I just think it's meaningless?

 

[Turk February]

Maybe I fucking believe in God. Maybe I disagree with his cruelty.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

What if I do believe in a soul? What if I just think it's meaningless?

How is that functionally different than just not believing in it?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Maybe I disagree with his cruelty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[CQ Beans]

I learned I can't get the detox I need because despite 9 medical visits they can't treat me.

Is that home visits? Why can’t they treat you?

 

[Turk February]

How is that functionally different than just not believing in it?

Interesting question. If ontologically a soul exists but metaphysically it's meaningless it can create a lot of questions. This would need to be discussed before a serious answer could be made.

 

[Turk February]

Is that home visits? Why can’t they treat you?

Detox doctors don't work on other disorders. And I do have another. My hand falling off.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Interesting question. If ontologically a soul exists but metaphysically it's meaningless it can create a lot of questions. This would need to be discussed before a serious answer could be made.

I can ask a lot of dumb pointless questions, too. Here's one - why can't you get your shit together?

 

[Turk February]

I can ask a lot of dumb pointless questions, too. Here's one - why can't you get your shit together?

I'm unfortunately an unnecessary man. Nothing that happens to me matters.