Selling the van and band shit, nary a peep from Joe about the gig...did he sink before he left dry land? ![Image 9247 :image_9247: :image_9247:](/images/smilies/hsb/small/image_9247.png)
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It was due to leave Libya next month but unfortunately has already gone out to sea with 5,000 of it's crewSelling the van and band shit, nary a peep from Joe about the gig...did he sink before he left dry land?![]()
He's still pushing local gigs at the Moose Lodge. I think you could say that ship has sailed, heheh knowwhatimeanSelling the van and band shit, nary a peep from Joe about the gig...did he sink before he left dry land?![]()
That’s not a gig. Pretty sure he rents that place and promotes himself. How will he do that without his PA system? Is he paring that gig down to his acoustic show?He's still pushing local gigs at the Moose Lodge. I think you could say that ship has sailed, heheh knowwhatimean
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He definitely does. He rents the hall for maybe $200, so he needs to sell ten $20 tickets to break even. Those are the margins he's working with, so now he's cutting all costs to the bone. No band, no gear, just pure Joe. If he draws twenty people, it's a phenomenal night for him.That’s not a gig. Pretty sure he rents that place and promotes himself. How will he do that without his PA system? Is he paring that gig down to his acoustic show?
Do you think he breaks even?He definitely does. He rents the hall for maybe $200, so he needs to sell ten $20 tickets to break even. Those are the margins he's working with, so now he's cutting all costs to the bone. No band, no gear, just pure Joe. If he draws twenty people, it's a phenomenal night for him.
Maybe with the first handful of "shows", but now? No way. Last time he was slashing ticket prices in half, which means he didn't even reach his goal of ten. Anyone stupid enough to pay to see Joe already has, and they're not interested in doing it again.Do you think he breaks even?
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Anyone can do it!I’m not sure he ever had it to begin with. He probably applied, was convinced he’d get it and started blabbing that he got it. Classic Joe.
Does anyone have an account on Reverb? Maybe start a discussion with him where you feign interest in the Setzer effects board, and mention 'your listing says you're going to be working on cruise ships so I imagine you want to wrap up any negotiation quickly' and see if that prompts him to admit the opportunity fell through.
As much as I was looking forward to general Joe buffoonary on the open seas, this was a real bad idea from the start. If you have expenses on dry land for home, auto, etc, not to mention parenting responsibilities of a teenager, the financial benefits cruise ship life offers, are negated.
He definitely does. He rents the hall for maybe $200, so he needs to sell ten $20 tickets to break even. Those are the margins he's working with, so now he's cutting all costs to the bone. No band, no gear, just pure Joe. If he draws twenty people, it's a phenomenal night for him.
brother joe is the one man boomer band, since it's just one guy playing and not 4 that means brother joe makes way more money because he doesn't have to split it with anyone else!
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