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So many zoomers are traumatized that they weren’t molested by their public school teachers
- Thread starter Suetonius
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What?! The generation that needs warnings before media and get sad when people don't use their prefered pronouns, are EMOTIONALLY STUNTED? No way....
You do know the "teacher gangbanged by the 12 year old boys in her class" is a PSYOP right? Fake, gay. Out of every story maybe 1 is true.
And of every real story the teacher is some ugly hag you’d never look at twice and the kid is a mexican.
What, you don’t want a dommy mommy to let you suck on her tits while jerking you off before going to prepare you some tendies and Mountain Dew (in a plastic cup of course)?
Fag!
Fag!
Dude you’re aging out, arent you like 23 now?
Zoomers are already in the workforce and getting married, you’re now “unc status” to gen alpha.
Ill enjoy watching you cope with your fleeting youth, making the mistake of being an “entrepreneur” (helping with dads business) because you thought you were too smart for college, which made you miss out on lifelong connections and left you with zero social circle which explains why a 23 year old would hangout with lower middle income 50 year old truckers on a defunct radio forum for years.
Please do have fun 🫢
Zoomers are already in the workforce and getting married, you’re now “unc status” to gen alpha.
Ill enjoy watching you cope with your fleeting youth, making the mistake of being an “entrepreneur” (helping with dads business) because you thought you were too smart for college, which made you miss out on lifelong connections and left you with zero social circle which explains why a 23 year old would hangout with lower middle income 50 year old truckers on a defunct radio forum for years.
Please do have fun 🫢
You should not know that word
>oversocialized yt zoomer thinks he can lecture people on traditionally AAVE that's been co-opted by sheltered suburban nimby tiktokers
ewww it's giving "pick me" vibes
75 years ago you and your chadlite top would be dragged behind a Chevy pickup in your shithole panhandle city, my fine feathered friend.
So are you now taking an anti zoomer angle now? Just go back to what you are. A gay zoomer. I don’t get these angles you keep trying. The gay zoomer on the forum was a fine role.
At least they knew they had a chance at it. It's the boomers I feel for. Sure it happened back then, but for most it was a far flung fantasy. Seeing millennials crawl out of the woodwork, scoring with hot teachers must have drove the old perverts nuts
In my whole K-12 school years only like 1 or 2 of the teachers I had were “hot” - yet that was only compared to the others that were all ugly. Then again I graduate high school in 2004 because I’m old.
GOOD FOR YOU
Sue if you come party with me I have a local politician (bi male) who loves sucking off lil twinks hmu
Making a grave assumption about my character.
I've had to struggle to think about teachers I thought were attractive. Most of the teachers I remember were men or ugly old ladies (maybe I'm just gay).
Ok Zoomers suck but with the right girl this shit can change your life, ngl. Still thinking about the curvy Brazilian I paid $30 a day to suck her on her tits as big as my head.
It’ll make you believe in God
Remember this for the next time she tries to have a serious opinion. She's a literal unrepentant degenerate filth. Is there any other kind of leftist at this point?
You aren’t even a person.