So I've been pretending I'm other people online recently with a great deal of success

[HR@PaneraBread]

You might say everythings working out.......ALT RIGHT!!!

OH COME ON! THAT WASHN"T THAT BAD THAT WASHN"T THAT BAD

 

[PogromStallone]

Good for you :)

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Good for you :)

Y'know we were throwing around bad jokes up here for what he might say, completely ignoring the fact that if this guy were on stage at a comedy club he'd probably just burst into tears before he got to his matter of fact diatribe on who he doesn't like and why they should leave

 

[chiquita banana]

Whoever it was it was probably better than your faggot little Panera Bread character. Why don't you go tie your legs together with that guy who thinks he's a singer in Genesis and jump in the ocean.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why don't you go tie your legs together with that guy who thinks he's a singer in Genesis and jump in the ocean.

You don't have to deny that Ray Wilson was a singer in Genesis just because you don't think he's any good.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Whoever it was it was probably better than your faggot little Panera Bread character. Why don't you go tie your legs together with that guy who thinks he's a singer in Genesis and jump in the ocean.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Wait a minute, hold the fuckin' phone.

Joined within the last month
Low post/rib ratio
Food in the name (indicating overweightness and thus estrogenic tendencies)
Clumsily worded suicide demands
Attacks beloved forums members (Ray, not us. Everyone hates us)

Whoever it was

We're not one for calling out alts, but it gets a bit obvious when you pretend you don't know who this is referring to. How was school?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Whoever it was it was probably better than your faggot little Panera Bread character. Why don't you go tie your legs together with that guy who thinks he's a singer in Genesis and jump in the ocean.

I have no stake in this but that was so fucking venomous it was funny as shit

 

[BUBBLER]

I have no stake in this but that was so fucking venomous it was funny as shit

We're still hilarious

 

[guest]

I have no stake in this but that was so fucking venomous it was funny as shit

No steak



All of my alts are on fire today

 

[guest]

Here's what I would do if I was on stage at a comedy club: I'd show unfunny ai pictures in lieu of actual jokes to an unamused crowd

 

[guest]

You might say everythings working out.......ALT RIGHT!!!

OH COME ON! THAT WASHN"T THAT BAD THAT WASHN"T THAT BAD

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You should probably use this guy in your ai pics, alt. Literal mustard doesn't exactly makes sense. I'll have to do better.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Here's what I would do if I was on stage at a comedy club: I'd show unfunny ai pictures in lieu of actual jokes to an unamused crowd

You should probably use this guy in your ai pics, alt. Literal mustard doesn't exactly makes sense. I'll have to do better.

Nah you're good. Anything else or you wanna take some more Ls

 

[UnPRePared]

At any point have you pretended to be a mid-level Scottish AOR musician?

I hope not, because that's really fucking sad.

 

[BUBBLER]

At any point have you pretended to be a mid-level Scottish AOR musician?

I hope not, because that's really fucking sad.

Not as sad as actually being one

 

[UnPRePared]

Not as sad as actually being one

You know what, you're right.

Sometimes I wish I was a closeted black man, that also spouted MAGA bullshit while busking at the local dive pub, doing retarded renditions of Steve Miller Band that both ruin every sad patrons shitty steak sandwiches and make them wish the fucking owner would finally replace the jukebox.

And maybe I WOULDN'T mind living off my brother's allowance, either.

#PoznanInDistress