"So it's not like you stepped into their crossfire.." - 'No' - "They just happened to stumble upon your tweet?" - 'Correct'

[Brooke Shields]

if there's ever been a more whitewashing of history it's been cemented in our high school holocaust classes

 

[Udders]

I had an English teacher who went over holocaust shit more than any of my history or social studies teachers ever did.

 

[firstimelongtime]

I always thought that it was the Civil War. Like it was a radical idea for people who to say "fuck the current boss, I'm clocking out". Like it hadn't happened less than a century previous. There were likely a handful of people alive around the Secession that were alive (albeit infants) around Revolutionary times. That kinda messed with me.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The real story is that Pat ran his cocksucker. The Brothermen talked shit back, two weeks went by, everyone forgot he existed then he came looking for a fight. He’s wanted this from the start. Book Sales weren’t what he thought they’d be, having stlakers creates media buzz, creates book sales. Although people more look at Pat as a pathetic beta male, and still don’t buy his books now that we’re at the peak.

 

[RickReternal]

The real story is that Pat ran his cocksucker. The Brothermen talked shit back, two weeks went by, everyone forgot he existed then he came looking for fight. He’s wanted this from the start. Book Sales weren’t what he thought they’d be, having stlakers creates media buzz, creates book sales. Although people more look at Pat as a pathetic beta male, and still don’t buy his books now that we’re at the peak.

But in a way…


What you’re saying is…


His atalkers are still working for him?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

"They have all these inside jokes"

Which one of you faggots is Niki?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"They have all these inside jokes"

Which one of you faggots is Niki?

The inside jokes aren’t very inside. Almost all of them are references to O and A, or Patrick’s own lie filled tweets. Really hard to figure out, no enamel left on your teeth having child.

 

[RickReternal]

The inside jokes aren’t very inside. Almost all of them are references to O and A, or Patrick’s own lie filled tweets. Really hard to figure out, no enamel left on your teeth having child.

Seems like Niki needs to…linger longer?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Seems like Niki needs to…linger longer?

You are not joe cumia, stlaker.

 

[Suetonius]

I hate to be the contrarian but technically he was picked at random. Opie, Ant, and Jim were all apart of the show. Joe is Ants brother. Logan Lynn made a music video with Jay Mohr who was on O&A sometimes. We were just in a drought as you can tell and the first post on him just said “I’m drunk and found this faggot shitting on Norm maybe we can fuck with him”. Then he attacked us back and essentially chose himself

 

[guest]

I hate to be the contrarian

I don't think you do, really

 

[Suetonius]

I don't think you do, really

TEE HEE TEE HEE

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

We had to do a project on genocide in my sophomore year history class. Every genocide of the 20th century was up to do with the exception of the holohoax. My teacher, who I always suspected of being a real ass dude, said "It's been talked about to death, let's learn something new." Then he put me in a pairing with a large breasted jewish seductress to test my mettle.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I hate to be the contrarian but technically he was picked at random. Opie, Ant, and Jim were all apart of the show. Joe is Ants brother. Logan Lynn made a music video with Jay Mohr who was on O&A sometimes. We were just in a drought as you can tell and the first post on him just said “I’m drunk and found this faggot shitting on Norm maybe we can fuck with him”. Then he attacked us back and essentially chose himself

Hadn't he already crossed paths with Anthony before that? I thought fatso had gotten on the Pests' radar when he originally talked shit to Anthony on Twitter and was calling himself a "stand up comedian".

 

[UnPRePared]

"They have all these inside jokes"

Which one of you faggots is Niki?

I'm not Niki, but I'm Harlan Ellison.

So you attracted at least ONE successful author to post here.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I hate to be the contrarian but technically he was picked at random. Opie, Ant, and Jim were all apart of the show. Joe is Ants brother. Logan Lynn made a music video with Jay Mohr who was on O&A sometimes. We were just in a drought as you can tell and the first post on him just said “I’m drunk and found this faggot shitting on Norm maybe we can fuck with him”. Then he attacked us back and essentially chose himself

I sometimes wonder if he could've avoided his fate as one of the world's biggest lolpigs but I really don't think he could have. As soon as that first post was made on the sub, it was too late because at that point his Twitter was always going to get reported and once he found out it was us, we were going to be his lifelong enemy. He must've been seething for those 8 months or whatever it was he off Twitter.

The big mistake he made was when he got his Twitter back, to not just be thankful for it and ignore us. Instead he chose to throw a victory parade and then made it has sole purpose in life to get us kicked off Reddit. What truly sealed his fate as a generational lolpig though was the combination of his KF thread and the lolsuit. The kiwis didn't give a fuck about him until lolsuit but that brought it to life and now his thread is at 5M+ views.

To sum it up it was an irresistible force (funsters) meeting an immovable object (Pat - immoveable because he's very fat, you see).

 

[DominusOdium]

Saying he was found at "random" is kind of a half truth.

This was when Norm was getting "cancelled" in September of 2018 for trying to stand up for his long time friends Roseanne and Louis CK. A certain handsome fella hopped on Twitter and found a hack, nobody comedian and zero talent author posting his "Hot take" that Norm was NEVER funny and anybody that thinks so in comedy is nuts. Literally just one of the louder and more obnoxious folks on a trending topic about taking cheap shots at a legend getting attacked by the mob for being a good friend.

After having a glance at this Twitter profile full of Trump obsession and similar attempts to be famous by shitting on people way out of his league, said good lookin' funster posted his hot take to the sub, titled "Hot Take", figuring people would shit on him a little bit and teach him a lesson for having such bad taste and such a high opinion of himself despite no visible evidence.

Then this fucking midwestern bitchtitted dope decided to engage with absolutely everybody who messaged him on any site for over a week claiming to be a genius and a badass knife fighter and a troll hunter and a standup comedy expert with a "They don't know who they're fucking with" attitude and we were off to the races. The next time he came up it was the "He seems feisty" followup post where folks had been prodding him because he kept overreacting back.

He could've stopped many times, hundreds of thousands of times, over the course of the first year, and keeps thumping his ample bosom and hollaring about how he's the king of the jungle when he really just lives in a neighborhood full of apes. Now it's so far gone it's likely to continue long after he's dead, with a new generation of Scorch fans leaving pepperoni on his headstone some day.

 

[DominusOdium]

I sometimes wonder if he could've avoided his fate as one of the world's biggest lolpigs but I really don't think he could have. As soon as that first post was made on the sub, it was too late because at that point his Twitter was always going to get reported and once he found out it was us, we were going to be his lifelong enemy. He must've been seething for those 8 months or whatever it was he off Twitter.

The big mistake he made was when he got his Twitter back, to not just be thankful for it and ignore us. Instead he chose to throw a victory parade and then made it has sole purpose in life to get us kicked off Reddit. What truly sealed his fate as a generational lolpig though was the combination of his KF thread and the lolsuit. The kiwis didn't give a fuck about him until lolsuit but that brought it to life and now his thread is at 5M+ views.

To sum it up it was an irresistible force (funsters) meeting an immovable object (Pat - immoveable because he's very fat, you see).

If he'd just shut the fuck up after he got his Twitter back, and ceased trying to silence any and all criticism of himself.... it would've died off naturally before long. He really thought he'd get a bunch of notoriety and celebrity being this great trollfighter who took down the OnA subreddit. He had a book planned, he started doing podcast appearances about how he was coming to get the cyberstlakers... He really thought this was his next level. He was right, it just wasn't an upward level.