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He thought it was so profound he had to put it on Instagram
(what the fuck is he even trying to say?)
(what the fuck is he even trying to say?)
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So Insightful
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Jesus christ. Try to cram more pop culture and current events into one post. He is drunk and feeling like he is about to get fame off this new dopamine source. He thinks he has a clean slate.
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Here's a sci-fi story for ya:
It's the year 2024. Everything is basically the same as last year except Mark Zuckerberg just took away the verification badge from the Piginator. Many ribs were destroyed in the process. He still owes Quasi and Porsalin's documentary remains in the editing phase
It's the year 2024. Everything is basically the same as last year except Mark Zuckerberg just took away the verification badge from the Piginator. Many ribs were destroyed in the process. He still owes Quasi and Porsalin's documentary remains in the editing phase
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Pat: "Mark Zuckerberg and Meta colluded with Russia to destroy democracy"
also Pat: "AAAH A NEW TRENDY SOCIAL MEDIA CONTROLLED BY BIG TECH, I MUST BE THERE!!! THE CAT LADIES NEED MY SASSY EFFEMINATE TAKES"
nice principles, stupid
reminder someone invited to a Fediverse instance for authors and he responded arrogantly with "invite me to dinner and let's talk" like he would be doing them such a huge favor, but for billionaires he's available. What a massive cunt.
also Pat: "AAAH A NEW TRENDY SOCIAL MEDIA CONTROLLED BY BIG TECH, I MUST BE THERE!!! THE CAT LADIES NEED MY SASSY EFFEMINATE TAKES"
nice principles, stupid
reminder someone invited to a Fediverse instance for authors and he responded arrogantly with "invite me to dinner and let's talk" like he would be doing them such a huge favor, but for billionaires he's available. What a massive cunt.
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Pat begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware....Never mind. Too unrealistic.
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I thought for a brief moment that he was trying to let the world know about the movie Threads by mashing it up in some incoherent pop culture word salad, but it's just the new twitter he thinks he's getting in on the ground floor for. Still complete gibberish, he's fucking wasted.
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Nice brevity stupid
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This is what a 12 year old puts in their creative writing essay
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Lol what? I don’t remember this but it sounds exactly like him and I’d like to learn more.
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I love that he immediately headed over to the new site to poison it with his political bullshit. Its people like pat that ruined social media sites.
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It made it that far?
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As painfully unfunny and fat as ever.
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don't have a twitter account to do it myself but I think if you search "from:stealthygeek dinner" it may come up. It was a couple months ago. Or maybe it was "drinks"? I don't recall
he's a caricature of himself
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If he gave a shit about his daughter, he would be watching the Barbie movie with her or paying for her and a couple of her friends to go see it.
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He’d probably invite Uncle Paul Weimer along, though, so it’s best they don’t reunite. Eric Hildeman thirsts to be Pat’s friend and get close to his minor offspring, but even Pat doesn’t want to be friends with Hildy.
It’s all kind of sad when you look at how he’s gone out of his way to try to slay Boomia for Pat. It still hasn’t dawned on Hildy that Pat ain’t gonna fuck him or let him fuck his daughter. I’d feel sorry for Eric Hildeman if he wasn’t such a dipshit pedophile.
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I think Patrick's daughter is the wrong gender and too old for Hildy. But your point(s) stand.