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So I’m thinking about quitting my job.

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I just wanna be a big fat fuckin drunk manchild and sit on twitter all day. I wanna pretend to be writing and selling books but in reality I’m assembling star war lego sets. I’d prefer to be “into things” and watch my plain wife get railed by other men. I’m tired of working. I’m tired of being an adult man and having a job and people who depend on me. I’m tired of my children. Might give ‘em to their mom. It’s just all so tiresome. I wanna be a kid forever..cowabunga dood!!

Edit: #Resist
 
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I just wanna be a big fat fuckin drunk manchild and sit on twitter all day. I wanna pretend to be writing and selling books but in reality I’m assembling star war lego sets. I’d prefer to be “into things” and watch my plain wife get railed by other men. I’m tired of working. I’m tired of being an adult man and having a job and people who depend on me. I’m tired of my children. Might give ‘em to their mom. It’s just all so tiresome. I wanna be a kid forever..cowabunga dood!!

Edit: #Resist
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