So I cut my coffee intake in half…

[Nigger John]

Now I havnt gone to the bathroom in 4 days . I’m scared… not shitless.

🫨🫨🫨🫨

 

[aRTie02150]

Good.

Depending on coffee to get you started for the day is a terrible habit and is a sign of weakness.

Drink water and sniff a smelling salt if you need a pick me up.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

… not shitless.

Well obviously because you haven't gone to the bathroom in 4 days

 

[Turk February]

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Good.

Depending on coffee to get you started for the day is a terrible habit and is a sign of weakness.

Drink water and sniff a smelling salt if you need a pick me up.

This sounds like something a white gym bro chad would say. Congratulations, you're now an honorary white.

 

[aRTie02150]

This sounds like something a white gym bro chad would say. Congratulations, you're now an honorary white.

Half the kids on my baseball team in highschool had a salt sniffing problem. It's incredible stuff.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Good.

Depending on coffee to get you started for the day is a terrible habit and is a sign of weakness.

Drink water and sniff a smelling salt if you need a pick me up.

You're just saying that because of the kidney stone issue you had awhile back. lol.

 

[aRTie02150]

You're just saying that because of the kidney stone issue you had awhile back. lol.

I'm still suffering from it tbh. Today my whole right side is in extreme pain and I had my legs buckle last night when it started. I THINK it's the stone seeing as I never passed the thing.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I'm still suffering from it tbh. Today my whole right side is in extreme pain and I had my legs buckle last night when it started. I THINK it's the stone seeing as I never passed the thing.

If you passed it you would have known. Go to your Dr and ask if they can break it up with that laser they use, it's best to get that shit out before it really damages and or kills your kidney.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Good.

Depending on coffee to get you started for the day is a terrible habit and is a sign of weakness.

Drink water and sniff a smelling salt if you need a pick me up.

My main reason for not drinking it is that it upsets my delicate little tummy, but since I don't drink the shit, I'll agree. Coffee is for the weak.

 

[guest]

Up until maybe 1200 or so, coffee was included with wine, liquors and other "intoxicants" under the Sharia as HARAM. The only reason it's halal now is one Islamic scholar made the case it can be used to stay up for Ramadan prayers.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Up until maybe 1200 or so, coffee was included with wine, liquors and other "intoxicants" under the Sharia as HARAM. The only reason it's halal now is one Islamic scholar made the case it can be used to stay up for Ramadan prayers.

Well, that Turkish coffee will certainly keep you up for prayers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Never did get into drinking coffee. I dont have caffeine much anymore but if I do its in iced tea ( no sugar).

 

[BUBBLER]

Eat fiber nigga