Where the fuck are my chicken tendies?! FUCK!
My parents also sucked. The old man definitely instilled a work-ethic in me. I’ll give him that.
Miserable bastard.
Just a reminder that we only know so many details about Pat’s family because he is a lifelong oversharer. He’s our number one source of embarrassing Pat info. Can’t wait till his brother logs on and bumps him down to number two.
The phrase “The older I get, the better my parents get” rings true for me. They both fucked up in profound ways, but weren’t capable of doing much better. I try to focus on what they were good at and remember they weren’t trying to fuck up their children.
Grandparents were amazing and it really bugged my parents that they weren’t as mean to their grandkids as they were to their kids. You’d think they’d be relieved but I think they were envious they couldn’t bring out that tenderness in their parents. But let’s face it, being a grandparent is 1000x easier than being a parent.
Yeah but I’ve also witnessed abusive parents who were abusive to their grandchildren too. So I’m just baffled why more parents aren’t THRILLED their kids are being treated better than they were. It sure beats your kid being abused, dipshits. You had to suffer but that doesn’t mean everyone has to.In many ways I considered my mother a psychotic cunt for most of my life. Then when my son was born it was like she transformed. He spills shit all over the living room? No problem! If I did that for literally any reason at all I would have been beaten and screamed at and then everything would be silent tension for two days.
It’s fucking nuts. It’s like they get a second chance at it.
But somebody wanted to be your parent enough to adopt you. The rest of us can’t ALL say that.I don't know my mother (or father) I'm one of those adopted faggots. Mom never loved me and daddy never hugged me etc...
I was raised by two gay men.
Did you turn out to be a success or no?I had one of those shitty moms who pushed me so fucking hard in middle school and high school to have a 4.0 and be on varsity sports then go to college. Like the whole relationship I had with her for probably 9 years was what my future will be in college and shit like that. Sounds whiney of me to complain about, but if anyone else had an emotionless robotic tiger mom then I hope you can relate.
Dumb bitch. She cheated on my dad last year and they got a divorce thank god because they clearly despised each other my whole childhood, like throwing plates at each other and shit. Now she disappears to Mexico with a mystery man for six months out of the year.
She didn’t have a mother so she had no idea how to be one, so I guess it could’ve been worse. Still strongly dislike her to this day
It showsI was raised by two gay men.
I just started law school so I guess. But it’s a shitty law school so who knowsDid you turn out to be a success or no?
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