So apparenTly, Superman is now a faggoTT

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

So this apex fictional mans man, is now a fire island flamer. Wonder what fatsos hot take will be?

This lgbtighjklzcbb horseshit or whatever fucking else has done nothing but make us all come closer to extinction with each passing day.

The Man of steel is now the Man of plump, juicy delicious cocks.

DC’s New Superman, Jon Kent, Comes Out as Bisexual in Upcoming Comic

'Superman of Earth' Jon Kent — the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane — is coming out as bisexual on the pages of DC Comics.

variety.com

 

[CuckQueen]

He'll be getting reamed out by Luis Lane.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Comic books are gay anyway

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And when he needs his super-cock sucked he'll fly up to the Gloryhole Of Solitude.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

They did the same thing to Robin earlier in the year. I guess DC stands for Dick Connoisseur.

 

[DickShawNitrate]

He is a faggot, and so are incel zeros typing about anything in a costume period.

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Jeeesus Christ. Sonofa Bitch.

 

[Dennyislife]

Imagine being a adult buying comic books. Imagine being a kid doing that in the 21st century.

Superman is straight it's his half human son that'll fuck anything.

Which means in superman world humans breed with other species or as I call it Beastiality.

 

[CuckQueen]

"Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The infant of Krypton is now the Man of Steel: Superman!"-1941

-80 Years Later-

"Superman's son is a half-fag!"-2021

 

[Mc.Faggot]

And when he needs his super-cock sucked he'll fly up to the Gloryhole Of Solitude.

Who would be there to suck his dick dumb dumb

A polar bear?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Who would be there to suck his dick dumb dumb

A polar bear?

A new character in the Superman universe...Gender Fluid Non-Binary Person. And maybe Jimmy Olsen if he's into twinks now.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Will they explain the backstory of Super Man’s son?

Did Lex Luther molest him?