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[captain_kamala]

It won't let you read the article without downloading the app. He actually has the smartnews app. Cringe.

'World's smartest man with 210 IQ' gives extremely interesting answer when asked if God exists (LADbible)

The world's 'smartest man' has revealed whether or not he thinks God exists - and he's certain about his answer. Chris Langanis alleged to have IQ between ...

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Also, he's made sculptures of Sagan, Darwin, and Einstein. You know, the guys on the same intellectual level as him.
But we don't get to see them. Boo

Sculptures - Hildeman Masterworks

Here are the current sculptures completed and available from Hildeman Masterworks: Stargazing Carl The Carl Sagan sculpture was one of the first sculptures Eric Hildeman ever made. The prototype sculpture, made in 2009 using Super Sculpy, was copied and cast after several attempts. It was...

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[Professor Rape]

Eric trying to use big words to prove he's smarter than the 200 IQ man. ascribing, animus, prerogative, etc.

Insecure fucking queer.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Does he dislike religion because he could hear his sister praying that he wouldn't sneak in and rape her that night?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

How dare that guy insult Eric's religion of anti-jesus-ness

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Two thoughts on this guy's opinion: He's a faggot.

 

[DominusOdium]

"Something came from nothing and consciousness evolved out of single cell organisms because I don't want to have people tell me sex with kids is morally reprehensible, or that abandoning my sister to prostitution isn't a grey area. Checkmate Christards." - Eric Hildeman

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He's not wrong about Langan being a deist, though.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

it never stops amazing me how little self reflection american atheists have. They think they can just call themselves "smart" "scientists", "objectively correct", if anybody writing in that has published academic articles with even simple equations in them, i'd be very surprised. I'm a scientist and I know there's a God, and that He hates pedophilia, so get wrecked, atheists, by my argument (I'm wearing my lab coat, they can't refute me).

If anybody was to call themselves "Sagan Juniour" then they are not only the above, but also probably raped their sister

 

[Honey Badger]

I haven’t been in a single conversation about whether or not god exists since Freshmen year of college. How are there still Hildy’s out there thinking this is ground breaking stuff?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Please don't suspend me. Is it wrong that I dream of smashing a brick into this guy's head? I won't do it, but a boy can dream can't he, lol. God he's insufferable.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Does this loser have an actual job somewhere outside of the Sims world he's built for himself online?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That guy in the article has some choice things to say about jews that Hildemen wouldn't like.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Eric writes like I did when I was 15 and pretending I was smart because I had a large vocabulary.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

What he doesn't tell you is his "Masterwork" sculptures are made out of his wife's IBS shits.

 

[captain_kamala]

So I looked into smartnews it's not exclusively for smart news, it's just one of those shitty default apps samsung tries to force on you and any reasonable person disables when they buy a new phone. But he exclusively uses it for smart news. Flat earthers btfo

New blog post just dropped. Goes into some retarded history of a German guy and his racism. He's clearly never met a black person.
This chick I know got an ambulance bill and said that's funny, I don't remember taking an ambulance. Oh yeah, a couple weeks ago when my blood sugar was acting up. They do it so often that it's not even a significant life event. And it's pronounced amber lamp.

Racism Is Why America Has No National Healthcare

In the wake of the shooting of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson by Luigi Mangione, a lot of people have been asking, "Why are we in the ...

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[TorquieTwoBeers]

Also, he's made sculptures of Sagan, Darwin, and Einstein. You know, the guys on the same intellectual level as him.
But we don't get to see them. Boo

Sculptures - Hildeman Masterworks

Here are the current sculptures completed and available from Hildeman Masterworks: Stargazing Carl The Carl Sagan sculpture was one of the first sculptures Eric Hildeman ever made. The prototype sculpture, made in 2009 using Super Sculpy, was copied and cast after several attempts. It was...

hildemanmasterworks.com

One hilarious tidbit in that sculptures link is this:

"The Carl Sagan sculpture was one of the first sculptures Eric Hildeman ever made. The prototype sculpture, made in 2009 using Super Sculpy, was copied and cast after several attempts. It was re-sculpted in 2019 and completed in 2020.
This sculpture is NOT for sale. Ann Druyan has denied Hildeman Masterworks permission to sell it."

Google tells me that Ann Druyan was Carl Sagan's wife and she helped Sagan write and produce all of his stuff. So Hildy made a Carl Sagan sculpture out of "Super Sculpy" clay (google says that he spelled it wrong and it's "Super Sculpey"), then contacted Sagan's wife for some reason and she thought it was so bad that she "denied" him "permission" to sell it. I don't know anything about art, but do you need to ask someone permission to sell something if you make your own art based on their image? That seems crazy to me. Either way, good for Mrs. Sagan for denying this conceited ass clown the permission to make a few bucks off of her late husband.

 

[Lunkhead]

It's funny because Mr. MENSA Hildeman would have you believe being in the special smarty pants club makes his opinions superior. But here's some of the views of someone 10x smarter than him:

Langan has spoken about his personal and political views in a series of interviews, and has published his views on various matters in the book FAQs About Reality (2021).[27] Asked what he would do if he were in charge, Langan stated his first priority would be to set up an "anti-dysgenics" project, and would prevent people from "breeding as incontinently as they like."[28]: 18:45  He argues that this would be to practice "genetic hygiene to prevent genomic degradation and reverse evolution" owing to technological advances suspending the process of natural selection.[27]: §80

Langan's support of conspiracy theories, including the 9/11 Truther movement, as well as his opposition to interracial relationships, have contributed to his gaining a following among members of the alt-right and others on the far right.[29][30] Langan has claimed that the George W. Bush administration staged the 9/11 attacks in order to distract the public from learning about the CTMU. Journalists have described some of Langan's Internet posts as containing "thinly veiled" antisemitism[29] and making antisemitic "dog whistles".[30]

In 2020, Langan endorsed Donald Trump for President of the United States.[31]

So how does that jibe with your faggoty little IQ idolatry cult, Eric? This guy blows your score out of the water which, by your metric, makes him better than you and yet his opinions are the polar opposite of you and all the other redditor temple-pointers and fedora fags. How's that grab ya?

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm already signed up to dumb news, the only news source for stupid ugly assholes who stink. Anyone signed up to smartnews.com was dumb enough to fall for it.

 

[PickleRickle]

Weird News or somethin' tsss

 

[Total Tranny Death]

The idea that this nobody is the "World Smartest Man" is laughable, though they are using Hildy's measuring stick, so he can't say anything. I've said it many times, but the vast majority of people with "genius" IQs are just people who have taken and studied 100s of IQ tests. A person is only supposed to take 1 IQ test. A better measure of intelligence for men is to see how much wealth and pussy he has accumulated over his life.