Sing me a song

[CumiaPoodle]

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The darker crowd stumbles in
There's fat faggot sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his meatloaf and gin
He says, "Jameel can you fart in my wife’s cunt?
I'm not really sure if it’s washed
But it's sour and it's sweet and stinks up the sheets
I wish I wore a thinner man's clothes"

Nig, nig , nig nig nig
Nig nig nig niggers make my wife cum

Make me a porn, you're the nigger man
Record yourself fucking my wife
Well, shes in the mood for a mulignan
And you can make her loose cunt feel tight

Now Tyrone at the bar is a friend of mine
He fucks my wife for free
And he's quick with a joke, always has coke
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Pat, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a porno star
If you would stop fetishizing my race "

Nig, nig , nig nig nig
Nig nig nig niggers make my wife cum

Now Paul is a science fiction enthusiast
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Delaney , who's still all in with the NAMBLA
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing scissoring
As Nicole slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a dildo they call Reggie
But it's better than fucking Rick cuz he’s big boned

Make me a porn, you're the nigger man
Record yourself fucking my wife
Well, shes in the mood for a mulignan
And you can make her loose cunt feel tight

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Low effort 9 beer buzz post feel free to do the last verse

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say man what are you doin' here?
Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum
Sing us the song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Someone once told me
Feeling in loves a game
I want you, to hold me, you never feel the same
It doesn't matter, it ended before the start
It took you to scatter, the pieces of my broken heart

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

Feeling rejected, sought you the way I feel
You're over protected, yes it's quite obvious
Just give it something, something to help me through
The bad times, they're one thing
I've always needed you

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

I only hope and pray that you will see
I'm alone without you girl
Come on baby stay with me

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel
Yeah

Time is a healer, don't let it get you down
Fate is the dealer, others will come around
I keep on sayin', soon I'll be over you
But then I keep prayin', prayin' that you want me too

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Someone once told me
Feeling in loves a game
I want you, to hold me, you never feel the same
It doesn't matter, it ended before the start
It took you to scatter, the pieces of my broken heart

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

Feeling rejected, sought you the way I feel
You're over protected, yes it's quite obvious
Just give it something, something to help me through
The bad times, they're one thing
I've always needed you

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

I only hope and pray that you will see
I'm alone without you girl
Come on baby stay with me

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel
Yeah

Time is a healer, don't let it get you down
Fate is the dealer, others will come around
I keep on sayin', soon I'll be over you
But then I keep prayin', prayin' that you want me too

Ohhhhh Nana I never had a chance
Send your iPad my way, I’d love to see you prance

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

No lunch, that's what you got
Up against a supervisor too strong
Eager sales assistants jacking off in giant soup vats.
Will find their place in line
Now bring that soup to the cash register because
It's just a matter of time

Cause you got
NO BREAK
NO BREAK FOR LUNCH
you got
NO BREAK
NO BREAK FOR LUNCH

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Someone once told me
Feeling in loves a game
I want you, to hold me, you never feel the same
It doesn't matter, it ended before the start
It took you to scatter, the pieces of my broken heart

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

Feeling rejected, sought you the way I feel
You're over protected, yes it's quite obvious
Just give it something, something to help me through
The bad times, they're one thing
I've always needed you

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

I only hope and pray that you will see
I'm alone without you girl
Come on baby stay with me

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel
Yeah

Time is a healer, don't let it get you down
Fate is the dealer, others will come around
I keep on sayin', soon I'll be over you
But then I keep prayin', prayin' that you want me too

I hate nana and joe but i don't hate "oh dara" even though it rips off "suicide is painless"

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I hate nana and joe but i don't hate "oh dara" even though it rips off "suicide is painless"

I hate that it's catchy.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hate that it's catchy.

it's got us all saying Oh Dara!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Have you seen him?
So drunk and tweeting
Mincing like a closet queen,
And I hear him from across the room
“Holeeeshit”and tee-hee-hee


Ooh, Nana Nana
Won't-cha send a tweet my way?
Ooh, Nana Nana
Ah come on! Take a chance he's drunk enough to
Prance the night away
Hoooooleeee shit!
Prance prance prance prance prance the night away

A real faggot, barely a beginner
But just watch that homo go
He's on fire, 'cause prancin' gets him higher than uh
Anything else he knows
Ooh, Nana Nana
Won't-cha send a tweet my way
Ooh, Nana Nana
Well have another beer 'cause you're feelin' queer enough to,
Prance the night away

 

[guest]

Fawk, I got some Joel for ya:

Well I'm movin' to South Carolina
But I'm still in some Long Island Town
And I'm playin' some games on a Twitch stream
Sorry Missy, I won't be so loud

Fantasized about Sue's cock yesterday
And drank some Bud to help me cope with being gay
My network's failing so I've had to sell my home
Ha ha holy shit, tweeting "nigger" on my phone

 

[CuckQueen]

It’s 9 o clock on a Saturday
Regular freaks shuffle in
There’s an old man, it’s me, makin’ love to a coke and captain,
He thinks, son can you play me a memory, I’m not really sure how it goes, but it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I was on radio,
Tell us a joke you're the funny man
Tell us a joke tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some comedy
And you just aren’t doin’ it right,
Now Joe at the bar is a brother of mine
He drinks up my drinks for free
And he's quick with a post or a dumb boomer boast
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Ant I believe this is killing me
As he quickly opened his hand,
Well I'm sure that I could be a rock star
If I could just get a few grand
Now Bobo’s a quarter retard,
Who was never smart enough for a life,
And he’s talking with Davy, who drinking straight gravy, and probably will be for life
And now I’m ranting on politics
As the hangers on slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

And I give Big A a smile,
Because I know that’s it me, he’sbeen comin’ to see, to forget about life for a while,
And the show it sounds like a trainwreck
And the microphone smells like a beer
While they sit at the bar and take bread from my jar
And say man where’s your career?