Since we're all going to prison (according to Pat) what will your prison name be?

[It’s Meboe]

I'm going by Princess little dick

 

[FurBurger]

Lil Penis

 

[guest]

Child Akbar Karim-Shabazz

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Joker & Lil Joker

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Tank Hankerous (O&A reference Dan)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Jake the Nigger stabber. Either that or toothless the walking pocket pussy

 

[guest]

Pigroast

 

[guest]

Lil Gape

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'm white as fuck so I'll go with the most disney friendly rapper name I can find so I get the most raped by niggers out of all of us (I'm doing it for the brothermen!!!).
Kid Frost

 

[Opesterino]

John Gol-Bunty

 

[FurBurger]

Jake the Nigger stabber. Either that or toothless the walking pocket pussy

You can be both - Jake first, and then toothless after "the incident".

Since Pat's assured us (while frantically masturbating) that we're all going to be raped in prison, and since I heard they don't rape you if you're already in a couple I call dibs on @CarolMaxheinie. Fit and handsome, Carol strikes me as a tender and sensitive lover who'll treat me well.

Also, if it turns out that none of you get raped and I've been offering myself up to Carol for a decade for no reason, don't tell me. Or anyone; just... don't talk about it at all.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You can be both - Jake first, and then toothless after "the incident".

Since Pat's assured us (while frantically masturbating) that we're all going to be raped in prison, and since I heard they don't rape you if you're already in a couple I call dibs on @CarolMaxheinie. Fit and handsome, Carol strikes me as a tender and sensitive lover who'll treat me well.

Also, if it turns out that none of you get raped and I've been offering myself up to Carol for a decade for no reason, don't tell me. Or anyone; just... don't talk about it at all.

So I guess we just have to decide who is going to be whose bitch

 

[guest]

Chippah Read

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Trouser Man

 

[guest]

Chippah Read

I see you as the weird guy that can get you anything. With a chippah accent, you might get a 5 second part in my movie.
#amwriting
#hollywoodplsrespond

 

[guest]

Torque Wheeler.

 

[Jenna]

If I'm going trans to get into a women's prison I'm sticking with the Jenna moniker.

 

[The Greaseman]

Yosodomy Sam

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Dummy Gaynuts

 

[Brooke Shields]