"you don't fucking exist" danshells is ready to commit seppuku for his fat gook lover. "you're nahhht funny"
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
simperville dan, clearly not bothered, lets members know they no longer exist to him
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"back then we did bits.. and we picked on external people.. it was all in good fun" crying about people picking on mewler ... say external again
"you guys are faggots! that's why we have secret rooms!"
"you faggots have no talent.. you're not doing anything.." dan takes on the washed up broad brigade. apparently making fun of mewler is low energy, no originality
hahahaha
if you make fun of dan and mewler it means you're not getting laid
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"You want to call someone a fat chink, fine. But after the 50th time? What's the fucking point?"
Baby chiiiild... this was our deal! You wanted me to attack Mews tenfold! You didn't lisTen!
Baby chiiiild... this was our deal! You wanted me to attack Mews tenfold! You didn't lisTen!
Um, excuse me, sir, but I'll have you know I'll be playing THE Centrum Sztuki Mościce in Tarnów on the 21st of this month.
I wasn't even a part of making fun of the guy, but Jesus. What is so hard about rolling with da FAWKIN' bit? No one is above a hammering here.
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"If you wanna kill the site, if you wanna kill what Quasi did, then fine. Congratulations." THAT'S YOU! YOU DID THIS! "Hey guys, I have new Pat content... but not posting it here, tune into my podcast this Sunday!"
Fucking hell. What a dick.
Fucking hell. What a dick.
"You want to call a milwaukee sci-fi author fat, fine. But after the 50th time? What's the fucking point?"
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Dan theorizes that maybe you're on drugs if you're calling mewler fat
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"You've probably never been laid in your life". This is insane lmao. He actually said that.
ooh boy
Nana took the L more graciously at the roast, I had to tap out because he's been crying about the forum making fun of him for 10 minutes straight and I need a breather
I almost died laughing when he said "you're dead to me"
I've been lurking here for years waiting for gold like this
I almost died laughing when he said "you're dead to me"
I've been lurking here for years waiting for gold like this
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Dan making fun of some SFWA faggot for simping over women:
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Is he bipolar or some shit?
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Is he bipolar or some shit?
Not to pile on here, as I like Mewler (I like most of you, actually, regardless of differences in opinion/perspectives) but logically, if she's off limits because she's a woman, why isn't Nikki?
These are the questions that keep me up at night. That and intermittent insomnia.
I like Dan, but learn to take a fucking joke dude. Nothing says you don't care like going on a half an hour rant after saying you don't care.