Simon Skinlonsin is helping single Pat get back on the horse

[Honey Badger]

Oh dear, that’s a lot of record correcting

 

[SFWA liaison]

single Pat bragging about being a male slut who gets tons of pussy is going to be another level of cringe

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What a wingman.

 

[HeyItsVos]

What a wingman.

Simon seems like a good dude. Pat should be grateful.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think Laura Rich is going to Gen Con so she can FINALLY meet Pat. He’s gonna be so pissed that his only fan / groupie is crusty old Laura Rich and her trans kids.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy fuck Simon rules

 

[Udders]

Purge-mask face, ribs.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Is it me or is Patrick the greasiest nigger you ever seen in your life?

 

[NigelCumia]

An Old Testament Sex God doesn't need a hype man to score thots, stlaker.

 

[NigelCumia]

Is it me or is Patrick the greasiest nigger you ever seen in your life?

No that would be Dani Golightly

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I think Laura Rich is going to Gen Con so she can FINALLY meet Pat. He’s gonna be so pissed that his only fan / groupie is crusty old Laura Rich and her trans kids.

He's gonna rape her daughter. By that I mean her son. By that I mean both her faggot kids

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

This Reddit guy wants to challenge Niggerson for the title of Cal Ripken of Patposting.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think Laura Rich is going to Gen Con so she can FINALLY meet Pat. He’s gonna be so pissed that his only fan / groupie is crusty old Laura Rich and her trans kids.

Never meet your heroes.

 

[Harry Powell]

This had me fawkin’ HOWLING at work to the point someone came to see what I was doing

 

[Ladynyahh]

Do you think Pat is the least bit embarrassed by this?



Or maybe he isn't due to severe autism, I have no idea.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Totally not the thing to be focusing on but I forgot about the plate of food he prepared that he topped off with an entire cinnamon stick. I can just see his fat face chomping into that thing and thinking "I am right. This is how you're supposed to do it" as the taste explosion hits his puny brain.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

Simon rules, and he's a slasher. A slasher of prices!

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's noticed and is now replying to each one, because of course he doesn't browse here at all.

 

[Honey Badger]

He's noticed and is now replying to each one, because of course he doesn't browse here at all.
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I think some Redditor must’ve tipped him off