Signing complete and apparently it was a hit

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Please tell me someone went there today and got another 'lonely pig' photo moment.

 

[guest]

How are transgender crabs different than normal crabs? Are the sores and bugs inside the neo-vagina?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

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Please tell me someone went there today and got another 'lonely pig' photo moment.

So he can make a payment to Quasi now?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sold all 6 of them.

Home Run

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You know a book is good when the author explains it by listing some random, "wacky" attributes of the characters instead of saying anything about the actual content of the book. Gonna have to fawkin pass on this one, 2BCompletely Honest Witcha

 

[guest]

He's up to 15 likes now. Nice numbers, stupid.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Translation, he sold one copy of Starship Repo.
Or more likely, traded for a continental breakfast voucher.

 

[guest]

You know a book is good when the author explains it by listing some random, "wacky" attributes of the characters instead of saying anything about the actual content of the book. Gonna have to fawkin pass on this one, 2BCompletely Honest Witcha

The plot and literary devices are irrelevant chowald. Toss in a tranny crab and a gay nigger space marine and you got a hit.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Whoa, a runaway girl??? A brain in a jar??? A sewer monster??? No one’s ever come up with shit like that before! How is this author not super famous and loved by everybody!?!?!?!? Fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

How are transgender crabs different than normal crabs? Are the sores and bugs inside the neo-vagina?

It's fucking hilarious how transparent his virtue signaling is. It never gets past the point of "this group will enjoy this" in his retarded brain.

Fucking mong.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's fucking hilarious how transparent his virtue signaling is. It never gets past the point of "this group will enjoy this" in his retarded brain.

Fucking mong.

Just pat trying to monetize their lifestyle under the guise of being "inclusive".

 

[More Worser]

How are transgender crabs different than normal crabs? Are the sores and bugs inside the neo-vagina?

Fish and Game would like a word with Pat

 

[BoomerSperg]

So he can make a payment to Quasi now?

Four books signed at the going rate for bad authors no one's heard of, minus travel expenses (including the copious amounts of food) and whatever piggy paid to squeal at empty rooms....

I'd say pigrick made a good negative several hundred dollars to give to quasi.

 

[guest]

You know a book is good when the author explains it by listing some random, "wacky" attributes of the characters instead of saying anything about the actual content of the book. Gonna have to fawkin pass on this one, 2BCompletely Honest Witcha

I don’t get how any of his shit appeals to adults. A description like that maybe would have gotten me to read some goosebumps (in space!) ripoff when I was 8. As I type I of course remember that this doesn't appeal to adults, which is why he has to bring a suitcase of his own books to try to sell to random people at every con he goes to while his publisher literally can't give them away.

 

[stealthygeek]

Wonder where a creative dynamo like Rick came up with this tentacle monster idea.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Second novel with tor books? Dont you mean second to last novel with tor? Remember? Because they dropped you because nobody liked your trash books?

 

[More Worser]

You know a book is good when the author explains it by listing some random, "wacky" attributes of the characters instead of saying anything about the actual content of the book. Gonna have to fawkin pass on this one, 2BCompletely Honest Witcha

That is a good point. That’s like saying Hamlet is “a story about a prince, a king, a spooky ghost, and a wacky disembodied skull living in the ground.” Except Hamlet was writing that is actually great

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I love knowing that no matter the “success” he has, I’m centuries ahead of him financially and like 10 years younger.

Your successful weekend is my pocket cash you fat fuck. You’d make more at that Target job you abandoned like it was your daughter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That is a good point. That’s like saying Hamlet is “a story about a prince, a king, a spooky ghost, and a wacky disembodied skull living in the ground.” Except Hamlet was writing that is actually great

 

[Prince Bvstin]

This is exactly how Jonathan Franzen promotes and markets his books.