Sick day 🤒

[Coonskin]

Had this guy over that I met on Grindr and she was into kissing with a lot of tongue. Two days later now we're both sick I've got a headache and a sore throat (not from the deep throating). Am I going to die? I really hope so
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Beat you to all the jokes niggers now what

 

[Sue Lightning]

Had this guy over that I met on Grindr and she was into kissing with a lot of tongue.

You got the Jim Norton special?

 

[Coonskin]

You got the Jim Norton special?

Vurry good sir I missed that one no but almost just as embarrassing. Had one of those bull rings with a random scattering of tattoos. Not fat though which is a godsend in Pat city. Pretty attractive though sadly not Carol material.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wait you’re an actual fag? I’m not alone anymore? Watch out for those monkeypox sir.

 

[Coonskin]

Wait you’re an actual fag? I’m not alone anymore? Watch out for those monkeypox sir.

No I'm only jokin. You're still alone

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wait you’re an actual fag? I’m not alone anymore? Watch out for those monkeypox sir.

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

And Coonskin, what was his name?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

They’re not sending their brightest.

 

[Coonskin]

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

And Coonskin, what was his name?

I'm fawkin heatin up over here. It was an alias for some reason at first, but she told me her real name when we met which I immediately forgot. I will never trust another bitch that goes by a "nickname" the entire time, I found the last one on CCAP. Legitimate trailer trash I didn't know we even had trailer parks around here.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wait you’re an actual fag? I’m not alone anymore? Watch out for those monkeypox sir.

Is that still going on? I feel like I haven’t heard about it in ages.

 

[quasi101]

No I'm only jokin. You're still alone

A stand....alone fruit

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm fawkin heatin up over here. It was an alias for some reason at first, but she told me her real name when we met which I immediately forgot. I will never trust another bitch that goes by a "nickname" the entire time, I found the last one on CCAP. Legitimate trailer trash I didn't know we even had trailer parks around here.

What’s CCAP? And if I’m out a bar I always give people aliases. I like to keep an aura of mystique about myself. I haven’t been able to pull of FBI profiler yet though.

 

[Coonskin]

What’s CCAP? And if I’m out a bar I always give people aliases. I like to keep an aura of mystique about myself. I haven’t been able to pull of FBI profiler yet though.

It's the state search for people that have once been incarcerated. Almost vomited when I saw the mugshot.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Is that still going on? I feel like I haven’t heard about it in ages.

I think it got eradicated because unlike AIDS it was a natural disease.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's the state search for people that have once been incarcerated. Almost vomited when I saw the mugshot.

Interesting dating app but that’s pretty funny.

 

[Coonskin]

Interesting dating app but that’s pretty funny.

Nice reading comprehension STUPID

Only learned her real name after doing some Apostle like detective work, "Sparky" stole $100 from me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I will never trust another bitch that goes by a "nickname" the entire time, I found the last one on CCAP.

Nice clear writing, stupid. Maybe if you said “last name” I would have understood. Sparky is better than dating a fat chick nicknamed “Tiny.”

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Reminds me of this one time, some dumb ass hit me up on grindr. So I dressed up as a woman, and gave him AIDS.

 

[Coonskin]

Reminds me of this one time, some dumb ass hit me up on grindr. So I dressed up as a woman, and gave him AIDS.

You sound INTOXICATING