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For those who never wasted their time watching the scripted era of Howard's satellite show.
Shuli was hired to be a fake news reporter for the Stern News Network in 2006, which was going to be like Howard's ripoff of The Onion but in Radio form. They gave Shuli an opportunity to portray this news reporter character, and -- it didn't go well at all, to be perfectly honest witcha. They tried to let him read stories on the air to plug the News, and he was just horrible. He sounded like Sam Roberts✝
So they replaced Shuli with Steve Langford who was excellent in his role, and never broke character. He was like the Anchorman movie irl. Lisa G was just a revolting evil bird like creature who sucked the energy out, but, even SHE was chosen above terrible Idiot Shuli to speak with Howard on-air. So you know what happens then, right? They didn't tell you? Maybe nobody came up there and told you. Shuli became a Hack Packer driving from town to town at road gigs in the tristate area with Beetlejuice, Bob Levy, and Sal Governale... a background character, relegated to being a piece of furniture in a room with Beetlejuice and a bunch of truckers and corny married couples.
Well, Artie didn't like Richard and Sal's delusions of entitlement. So Artie did what he does, and he stomped on all of them and their shitty gigs. Shuli was so personally offended at being compared to Beetlejuice (who's name appeared on Posters alongside Shuli's name, but Beetlejuice was in much larger font size) that he started crying to Artie, who said Yeah you're a fucking hack dude. The DMAN hasn't even listened back to this segment yet, but he might just update you with a review of the segment of Artie analyzing Shuli.
Shuli then got his dumbass fired. Well here's the news... Some idiot, probably Shuli... called Stuttering John using voice AI pretending to be Anthony Cumia on his death bed. He used the AI to make John think he was talking to Anthony bashing Opie. It may have even been Karl, who is dead set on keeping Auntie and Opie enemies so they won't reunite, thus making all his work to manipulate the hate utterly pointless in the end.
So Stuttering John goes online and says "happy to rekindle with Anthony, Fawk Opie right!??!" Well Auntie says No John I never spoke to you, and I'm done with the Opie bashing. And Opie says "Hey dummy, why are you attacking ME to suck up to Anthony?"
Shuli thought he was going to rope Opie into doing his Stuttering John Hater Podcast (which Shuli is piggybacking off the piggybacker himself Karl From "My Podcast Is Based On Other People's Podcasts.") The DMAN watched the 4 losers and Shuli waiting for Opie to show up, and they had a ton of bits with the AI voices prepared to try to make Opie look stupid, including Lady Di impersonation AI voice.
So Opie bounced Shuli, not just because he's a lying phoney who trashes you behind your back and pretends to like you... But he's a HACK PACKER and a coward who wants to steal ALL your donation money by making you shut down your stream, and then join his, so he can milk you for donations and play tough guy with his 3 backup co-hosts and not just face Opie solo by himself, which is what Opie thought it would be. And so he can let fake Lady Di and Anthony AI voices join the stream... Not happening on the Opie Radio Podcast Livestream.... Unless Opie wants it to.
So Opie played it smart for his brand and for the business... He stuck with his own channel, as he always does... To monetize himself. He doesn't need free publicity because people like Kevin Brennan come to him, and his fans offer Opie nearly 900 bucks in one sitting, just for DOING THE BIT he did to Kristen Stewart onto Shuli... Now let The DMAN ask you... Would OPIE have allowed himself to sit in the WAAF studio and be asked about "Nana?" or "Tits or Greggshells?" Would OPIE have allowed himself to be sitting at a book signing alone with 500 sharpies on the table, unused? No. Opie would not have, because he was the marketing mind behind the show's presentation. Auntie just showed up and finished off the drywall.
One of the major narratives coming out of the "DABBLER" Camp... or should he say, the Opie Hater Zombie Containment Center. Is that somehow by hanging up on Shuli, Opie has "blown his chance" to become "redeemed" by... who? Shuli? By fat people who call themselves DABBLERS and obssess with radio hacks form the 80's? At least The DMAN sticks with the more modern 1990's radio hacks.
In the end... This whole Shuli fiasco seems to have placed Opie & Anthony firmly on the same side of the argument... against Stuttering John... maybe Shuli and these Dabblers can be our useful idiots to reunite O&A.
✝ As a personal aside, The DMAN stopped listening to O&A after WNEW since he didn't have satellite. It wasn't until 2009 that he got caught up again, and when The DMAN first heard Sam Roberts, he thought that O&A had hired away Shuli from Stern. They have the same hateable nasally background character energy.
What does a "HACK" do? Does he steal the idea of his podcast from a hack faggot like Karl? Does he join an already moving train of Z list podcast haters who react to other people's podcasts?
ARTIE, COMMENT???
Shuli was hired to be a fake news reporter for the Stern News Network in 2006, which was going to be like Howard's ripoff of The Onion but in Radio form. They gave Shuli an opportunity to portray this news reporter character, and -- it didn't go well at all, to be perfectly honest witcha. They tried to let him read stories on the air to plug the News, and he was just horrible. He sounded like Sam Roberts✝
So they replaced Shuli with Steve Langford who was excellent in his role, and never broke character. He was like the Anchorman movie irl. Lisa G was just a revolting evil bird like creature who sucked the energy out, but, even SHE was chosen above terrible Idiot Shuli to speak with Howard on-air. So you know what happens then, right? They didn't tell you? Maybe nobody came up there and told you. Shuli became a Hack Packer driving from town to town at road gigs in the tristate area with Beetlejuice, Bob Levy, and Sal Governale... a background character, relegated to being a piece of furniture in a room with Beetlejuice and a bunch of truckers and corny married couples.
Well, Artie didn't like Richard and Sal's delusions of entitlement. So Artie did what he does, and he stomped on all of them and their shitty gigs. Shuli was so personally offended at being compared to Beetlejuice (who's name appeared on Posters alongside Shuli's name, but Beetlejuice was in much larger font size) that he started crying to Artie, who said Yeah you're a fucking hack dude. The DMAN hasn't even listened back to this segment yet, but he might just update you with a review of the segment of Artie analyzing Shuli.
Shuli then got his dumbass fired. Well here's the news... Some idiot, probably Shuli... called Stuttering John using voice AI pretending to be Anthony Cumia on his death bed. He used the AI to make John think he was talking to Anthony bashing Opie. It may have even been Karl, who is dead set on keeping Auntie and Opie enemies so they won't reunite, thus making all his work to manipulate the hate utterly pointless in the end.
So Stuttering John goes online and says "happy to rekindle with Anthony, Fawk Opie right!??!" Well Auntie says No John I never spoke to you, and I'm done with the Opie bashing. And Opie says "Hey dummy, why are you attacking ME to suck up to Anthony?"
Shuli thought he was going to rope Opie into doing his Stuttering John Hater Podcast (which Shuli is piggybacking off the piggybacker himself Karl From "My Podcast Is Based On Other People's Podcasts.") The DMAN watched the 4 losers and Shuli waiting for Opie to show up, and they had a ton of bits with the AI voices prepared to try to make Opie look stupid, including Lady Di impersonation AI voice.
So Opie bounced Shuli, not just because he's a lying phoney who trashes you behind your back and pretends to like you... But he's a HACK PACKER and a coward who wants to steal ALL your donation money by making you shut down your stream, and then join his, so he can milk you for donations and play tough guy with his 3 backup co-hosts and not just face Opie solo by himself, which is what Opie thought it would be. And so he can let fake Lady Di and Anthony AI voices join the stream... Not happening on the Opie Radio Podcast Livestream.... Unless Opie wants it to.
So Opie played it smart for his brand and for the business... He stuck with his own channel, as he always does... To monetize himself. He doesn't need free publicity because people like Kevin Brennan come to him, and his fans offer Opie nearly 900 bucks in one sitting, just for DOING THE BIT he did to Kristen Stewart onto Shuli... Now let The DMAN ask you... Would OPIE have allowed himself to sit in the WAAF studio and be asked about "Nana?" or "Tits or Greggshells?" Would OPIE have allowed himself to be sitting at a book signing alone with 500 sharpies on the table, unused? No. Opie would not have, because he was the marketing mind behind the show's presentation. Auntie just showed up and finished off the drywall.
One of the major narratives coming out of the "DABBLER" Camp... or should he say, the Opie Hater Zombie Containment Center. Is that somehow by hanging up on Shuli, Opie has "blown his chance" to become "redeemed" by... who? Shuli? By fat people who call themselves DABBLERS and obssess with radio hacks form the 80's? At least The DMAN sticks with the more modern 1990's radio hacks.
In the end... This whole Shuli fiasco seems to have placed Opie & Anthony firmly on the same side of the argument... against Stuttering John... maybe Shuli and these Dabblers can be our useful idiots to reunite O&A.
✝ As a personal aside, The DMAN stopped listening to O&A after WNEW since he didn't have satellite. It wasn't until 2009 that he got caught up again, and when The DMAN first heard Sam Roberts, he thought that O&A had hired away Shuli from Stern. They have the same hateable nasally background character energy.
What does a "HACK" do? Does he steal the idea of his podcast from a hack faggot like Karl? Does he join an already moving train of Z list podcast haters who react to other people's podcasts?
ARTIE, COMMENT???
