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Why the fuck would I be on the sex offenders list? Anyone who votes yes is a creep and a weirdo.
Okay so my cunt girlfriend at the time stopped me from going out with my friends this night. It was senior year of high school. It was alll my friends three girls one of which was the gf of this nigga who’s doing life without possibility of parole. Because he was very high up in the gang he was in and spent the last two years murdering people around the small city I lived in.
Everyone goes to queens and they’re sending me pics the entire time and I want to murder my stupid gf. Who is still fighting with me for wanting to go. They eventually come back to our oldest friends house where he had a basement apt.
The two girls were getting the gang members bitch really drunk the entire night on purpose. So that she would give lap dances to all the guys and make out with them and shit. They get her to chug a four loko and leave her there. She eventually pukes everywhere and passes out.
Then the weird shit starts. She’s layin in the middle of the floor. One by one the bolder fellows start touching her ass and pussy. It gets to my friend who turned out to be gay and is now a cocaine dealer who is in a bike gang. They call him a faggot for not doing it so he huffs and puffs gets up and gently swipes her pussy with disgust.
The two rapier of the group take their dicks out and start trying to get it passed her teeth. They can’t. So they rub it on her face. Then they start pulling her pants down and one of them starts smelling her ass. Then they drag her into a different room so they can take turns smelling her ass. It smells very bad allegedly. She wakes up auddenly. The oldest one drops down to the floor and pretends he sleeping. The black one does this rolling technique until he’s in the other room.
The next day they all show up at my back door with this video. Close my blinds lock my doors and say “after we show you this we’re gonna delete and never speak of this again” years go by and I’m telling you guys. That was 2012.
Edit: I wouldn’t have touched that spic whore. My gf at the time was wayyyy hotter.
Chr**t Almighty, that’s disturbing and disgusting.Okay so my cunt girlfriend at the time stopped me from going out with my friends this night. It was senior year of high school. It was alll my friends three girls one of which was the gf of this nigga who’s doing life without possibility of parole. Because he was very high up in the gang he was in and spent the last two years murdering people around the small city I lived in.
Everyone goes to queens and they’re sending me pics the entire time and I want to murder my stupid gf. Who is still fighting with me for wanting to go. They eventually come back to our oldest friends house where he had a basement apt.
The two girls were getting the gang members bitch really drunk the entire night on purpose. So that she would give lap dances to all the guys and make out with them and shit. They get her to chug a four loko and leave her there. She eventually pukes everywhere and passes out.
Then the weird shit starts. She’s layin in the middle of the floor. One by one the bolder fellows start touching her ass and pussy. It gets to my friend who turned out to be gay and is now a cocaine dealer who is in a bike gang. They call him a faggot for not doing it so he huffs and puffs gets up and gently swipes her pussy with disgust.
The two rapier of the group take their dicks out and start trying to get it passed her teeth. They can’t. So they rub it on her face. Then they start pulling her pants down and one of them starts smelling her ass. Then they drag her into a different room so they can take turns smelling her ass. It smells very bad allegedly. She wakes up auddenly. The oldest one drops down to the floor and pretends he sleeping. The black one does this rolling technique until he’s in the other room.
The next day they all show up at my back door with this video. Close my blinds lock my doors and say “after we show you this we’re gonna delete and never speak of this again” years go by and I’m telling you guys. That was 2012.
Edit: I wouldn’t have touched that spic whore. My gf at the time was wayyyy hotter.
Chr**t Almighty, that’s disturbing and disgusting.
I know fellas ain’t that something.Jesus Christ
Very rarely will you catch me using the Lord’s name in vain but fuck, man that’s disturbing.I know fellas ain’t that something.
The way I deal with it is the girl was perfectly fine with him parking out side of houses and shooting into parties at random people. Ordering kids to murder. Eating from the pain he caused so fuck her. I didn’t do anything nor was I there but that’s my rationale.Very rarely will you catch me using the Lord’s name in vain but fuck, man that’s disturbing.
I’m not judging you by any means but I’m glad that you weren’t involved in that situation. That’s not PFG.The way I deal with it is the girl was perfectly fine with him parking out side of houses and shooting into parties at random people. Ordering kids to murder. Eating from the pain he caused so fuck her. I didn’t do anything nor was I there but that’s my rationale.
I use to remodel one overnight. Packed with coons. One was so hot I had to go in the bathroom and Jack off. I was 14 years old.I beat off in a Walmart bathroom once. Does that count?
Oh dude don’t worry you’re more than welcome to judge though you’ve earned that right with the poodlester. But yeah I didn’t sexually assault that girl lol. I did once Jack off in a bathroom at work after this Latina milf took a shit. No one’s perfect.I’m not judging you by any means but I’m glad that you weren’t involved in that situation. That’s not PFG.
That’s hot, that’s a hot way to live.I did once Jack off in a bathroom at work after this Latina milf took a shit. No one’s perfect.
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