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Should I debase myself and look for pills in the garbage?

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I’m debating having a little Sideways moment… Maybe more Trainspotting.

My elderly father just got another joint replaced and was prescribed morphine, norco 10s, and some ondansetron for the nausea. He quit the opioids one day after surgery because of the constipation so they were all full.

I was a good boy and only touched with my eyes. But now they’re missing and only some aspirin remains. I am 95% certain he threw it all out.

At this moment their house is empty while they attend a euchre tournament. Should I go scour all the garbages while I can?!
 

Leeeavings

Beneath Boq’s Notice
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I’m debating having a little Sideways moment… Maybe more Trainspotting.

My elderly father just got another joint replaced and was prescribed morphine, norco 10s, and some ondansetron for the nausea. He quit the opioids one day after surgery because of the constipation so they were all full.

I was a good boy and only touched with my eyes. But now they’re missing and only some aspirin remains. I am 95% certain he threw it all out.

At this moment their house is empty while they attend a euchre tournament. Should I go scour all the garbages while I can?!
Do not cross the line between man and bum
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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My boss just got in a really bad car accident and broke his arm. I'm the only one he trusts with the key to his office, I need to use his keurig because I get there like 2 hours before him. He has an orange bottle of pills on his desk I'm like FAWK I try not to look at it and even keep the lights out and my glasses off so I won't know what it is
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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