Shit Report: Took 2 no wipe shits in as many days.

[Dog Eater]

Day 1: It’s the afternoon and I do a nice solid, standard sized log followed by 2 more about half that size. I immediately feel completely relieved and wipe only to find there is not even so much as a hint of brown on the toilet paper. Like Doubting Thomas checking the holes in our Lord’s hands I scrubbed my asshole with the paper to make sure - still nothing. Praise Jesus.

Day 2: I take my morning after coffee shit and it’s a fairly standard affair with slightly more wiping than I’d ideally like (perhaps I didn’t pull my ass cheeks apart far enough.) I figure that’s it as I’m usually a one a day sort of guy. Then right before bed I feel an urge, it’s actually quite a large log but not a monster shit, I wipe and there’s nothing on the toilet paper again.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pitching a no wiper rules. You just know that your days going to be great after one.

 

[HH Brother]

After a nice Irish Stew, I end up having to wipe out brown water to the point of bleeding and it feels like I have a vinegar potato chip WAZZAT in my crack for the next 12 hours, poopster.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I like wholesome stories like this. Good for you pal.

 

[guest]

Not a scent, Gah bless!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Congratulations! Treasure these moments, never forget them. You'll be telling you grandchildren stories about this one day. I hope you can figure out what the meal was and give us an update.