When we gon start simpin for Mila, boys?
She liked that I was 6’1”
- Thread starter LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket
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I went right into layla.
- Anthony Cumia
Actually a joe quote
Oh I know, I've quoted that anytime I needle Bovine. But Mr. "Age" deserves his turn in the barrel
R.I.P Big Cat!
Still one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen.
"Our schedules clashed."
Joe "Almost went to dinner with Milla Jovovich" Cumia
Joe "Almost went to dinner with Milla Jovovich" Cumia
That's a rough picture.
omg!!! He tower's over her! Lol! My Man is LARGE!!!LOL!!!
I still would.
I wish I could have been there to hear that conversation where Joe awkwardly asks her to dinner...she was probably like "oh my God I totally would but I have to catch a plane back to LA" and then abruptly leaves, but Joe actually thinks he had a chance. He's a buffoon and I love him to be honest witcha.
Yeah. You WISH you could have. I’m sitting here, completely BEWILDERED at how stupid you MORONS are. You know why you weren’t there???? Because you never will be!!!!
I’ll explain to you how this went. We were at the same function together. A “gig” for your DISFUNCTIONING brains. We started chatting. Hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to get some dinner. That’s something you do when you want to spend MORE time with someone. Your MOMMY won’t even ask you out to dinner.
She’s busy. I’m busy. That’s what HAPPENS when you have things to DO!!!! Not just post ANONYMOUSLY on some board of other DEGENERATE losers about people you’re JEALOUS of.
So we decided to “settle” on a pic. She leans over. I ask her why she did that. We both laugh and she explains she’s used to a lot SHORTER men. Actors are usually short. Like you RETARDS. So we part ways and it was a FUN time. It’s that simple. How you MORONS “warp” your brains into believing ANYTHING more is just plain STUPID. That’s ok. You just love me THAT much.
You have never been in a ROOM with someone other then your MOM. Let alone an actor. Unlike you, I actually have ODDS.
#SUCCESS #Professional #ODDS