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I've never engaged Bessie The Milk Cow myself, but I remembered one time someone said I should hire him to play in my band as a goof for the sub.
I actually considered the laugh I'd get for doing it - then realized it would only be for you all and myself. Gosia would leave me, Alicja would quit after getting touched inappropriately, Steve would disown me after the first toetappin' in the loo, and Marcin would beat him to death and be convicted of killing a minority.
Still, funny thought though.
I've never engaged Bessie The Milk Cow myself, but I remembered one time someone said I should hire him to play in my band as a goof for the sub.
I actually considered the laugh I'd get for doing it - then realized it would only be for you all and myself. Gosia would leave me, Alicja would quit after getting touched inappropriately, Steve would disown me after the first toetappin' in the loo, and Marcin would beat him to death and be convicted of killing a minority.
Still, funny thought though.