Shane Nokes won't let his fat girlfriend flush before he has a look

[DominusOdium]

It's true. It's the only way he can get a non-silverware related erection.

 

[captain_kamala]

Updooted only because you didn't say wife

 

[kingship75]

Shane would be feeling quite amorous around Mrs. Kludy.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Shane would be feeling quite amorous around Mrs. Kludy.

Shane feels amorous about anything that will even be in his presence.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I heard he likes to bust up the turds with a toilet brush.

 

[kingship75]

I heard he likes to bust up the turds with a toilet brush.

Butter knife. It gives him a feeling of overcoming and subjugating his abuser.

 

[porquedealer]

He's checking for silverware

 

[captain_kamala]

This is how he spends the 24 hours between waiting for free meal deliveries. There's multiple ways for poor people to get id in Florida, I imagine it's even easier in Portland

Shane Nokes's Home Page | NewsBreak

www.newsbreak.com

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Shane would be feeling quite amorous around Mrs. Kludy.

"This one has bones in it"

 

[porquedealer]

This is how he spends the 24 hours between waiting for free meal deliveries. There's multiple ways for poor people to get id in Florida, I imagine it's even easier in Portland

Shane Nokes's Home Page | NewsBreak

www.newsbreak.com

No-one gives a shit if you vote or not Shane.
Air travel isn't a right, so get the ID, a greyhound bus or neither you fat peasant, no-one cares.

Also "I'm not a fat loser despite implying I have had lucrative jobs yet still can't afford the cost of ID"

 

[captain_kamala]

I helped a homeless guy get id he just had to go to a church and get a letter saying he gets services there, no documents. Then when he got there he said the ID is free or my suspended license is $50 so I just went ahead and gave him the money.

 

[cliveowen]

I'm not really sure you should be allowed to vote if you can't afford an id.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I'm not really sure you should be allowed to vote if you can't afford an id.

Or if you’re fat

 

[DominusOdium]

Updooted only because you didn't say wife

I thought of you

 

[SFWA liaison]

they must have a reinforced toilet, right? he has shown all over his apartment but not the toilet, suspicious

 

[DominusOdium]

they must have a reinforced toilet, right? he has shown all over his apartment but not the toilet, suspicious

I assume they made the landlord put a steel commerical grade one with metal handrails or they'd sue over lack of ADA accommodation.

Nokes like the feel of cold metal on his butt as we know.