Shane Nokes exposes that he has EXTREME reverse body dysmorphia

[Brooke Shields]

So the guy who's somehow fatter than Fatrick claims he is 6'whatever 220lbs (lol same as Patrick!)

YET
when one poster here commented that they are 6ft 200lbs he responds by saying that user has the physique of Christian Bale in the Machinist

Now I know Shane is very slow but also reads everything here, so let me explain his dysmorphia to him

Shane is aware that his real weight is above 300 because the last time he got weighed(maybe in HS?) the numbers didn't lie.
So when BoomerSperg states that he is 200lbs (100+ pounds less than Shane) Shane, with his fun-house mirror positive body image, thinks that 6'2 200lbs is emancipated.




ALTERNATIVE:
His statement "Trevor makes a meth addict look healthy." is is meant to be some kind of insult, but it's really bad since it's not realistic.
Therefore there's a chance that this whole retardation was just a really bad attempt at an insult. It's still very retarded, but maybe not extreme dysmorphia.

I dunno the dude's a projecting nazi pedofile so anything is possible.

 

[HotAnus]

Fucking lol. I am 6 foot and 204 lbs and I'm a tiny tot compared to Shame Nopes. 185 at 6 ft is the max ideal weight. He better use that butter knife to scrape the extra fat out of his asshole. No doubt clogged up with hotpockets and Mtn Dew EXTREME

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Fucking kill yourself Shane you fucking fat useless coward. You got raped with a butter knife because you liked it ya tattle tale

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Gotta work real hard to get and maintain a Noakes gunt. It won't cover his shame though.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Christian Bale is 6' tall and cut to 110 for the machinist, retard.
You are fatter than two Christian bales, Shane.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A real man wouldn't let a woman stick a knife up his ass even as a five-year-old. Boy were his parents rightfully ashamed.

Anyone ever reach out to any of this nut's past coworkers? Would really like a q&a about what a chore he was to work with and how they figured out how to dump him.

 

[EraGodless]

So the guy who's somehow fatter than Fatrick claims he is 6'whatever 220lbs (lol same as Patrick!)

YET
when one poster here commented that they are 6ft 200lbs he responds by saying that user has the physique of Christian Bale in the Machinist
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Now I know Shane is very slow but also reads everything here, so let me explain his dysmorphia to him

Shane is aware that his real weight is above 300 because the last time he got weighed(maybe in HS?) the numbers didn't lie.
So when BoomerSperg states that he is 200lbs (100+ pounds less than Shane) Shane, with his fun-house mirror positive body image, thinks that 6'2 200lbs is emancipated.




ALTERNATIVE:
His statement "Trevor makes a meth addict look healthy." is is meant to be some kind of insult, but it's really bad since it's not realistic.
Therefore there's a chance that this whole retardation was just a really bad attempt at an insult. It's still very retarded, but maybe not extreme dysmorphia.

I dunno the dude's a projecting nazi pedofile so anything is possible.

Emaciated, my nigga.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm actually 6' 220, maybe a bit more. Not fit by any stretch, I have a dad bod. Shane is probably 325 and that's being generous

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is Shane the one that has a girlfriend with a front butt?

 

[mooner]

I'm in the ballpark of 6'2" and 200 pounds is literally considered medically overweight for my height. 220 is considered borderline obese, if not outright obese. The ideal weight is something like 170-180. He is nowhere near any of those weights, by the way.

What a fat moron.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he's pretending he worked on Fable 2 again, doesn't have a single ounce of proof as always

 

[Butterknife]

he's pretending he worked on Fable 2 again, doesn't have a single ounce of proof as always

Fable 2 is buggy as hell. I don't think Shane worked on it either, but whoever did stinks as a QA tester.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Fable 2 is buggy as hell. I don't think Shane worked on it either, but whoever did stinks as a QA tester.

it wasn't even developed by Microsoft, it's a japanese game pretty sure

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if Shane Nokes died a hilariously painful death. Might even make me loff.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'm 6'2", 180 and don't look like that. I also don't drink Mountain Dew and think video games are for fags.

I also wear Hugo Boss. You know what excellent agency he designed uniforms for?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Is Shane the one that has a girlfriend with a front butt?

Butts, plural

 

[SFWA liaison]

he's getting called out by a Fabler 2 e-sports pro for not even knowing the game he pretends to have worked on

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The guy is obese and can't feel his hands due to neuropathy. If your stomach hangs over your waistband, you're fucking fat.

Maybe learn from Patrick's mistakes, dipshit. Humility goes a long way for a lolcow.

 

[Opesterino]

The guy is obese and can't feel his hands due to neuropathy. If your stomach hangs over your waistband, you're fucking fat.

Maybe learn from Patrick's mistakes, dipshit. Humility goes a long way for a lolcow.

how would that even be comfortable? and his whale of a cunt is even fatter. I am really starting to hate America.

 

[Phish]

Lets fuck em up em up mentally. Tell em hes a skinny, tough, intimidating, trained fighter and us atalkers are deathly afraid of IRL contact with with knowing how good he is with a light saber and all and we ALL KNOW it will end quickly and badly for each and every one of us. Because were impotent trolls that live in our mothers basement. Pump his pumpkin head up 10x what it already is.