Sexpert Pat

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[N64 Cube]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

 

[CompoundBasement]

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"cuming"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

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Pats beating off in the living room most of the time.

 

[Ladynyahh]

"my dude"

Project Pat in the house yall

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

REMINDER: Pat likes to prime the pump

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

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[Udders]

Pat obviously missing the joke Mr. Sublime was going for. Jesus Christ hes a moron.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mr. Comedy-Pays-The-Bills responds seriously to a very obvious joke post. I can't be certain if he actually took it literally because he's that stupid or if he recognized the joke but couldn't resist letting random strangers know that he has sex and gives women totally real orgasms with his little bent dick.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The pump is primed

 

[chewtoycock]

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It always makes me chuckle that his retarded wording makes it sound like a threesome, and most likely one with another dude since nobody really uses "partner" outside of gay relationships that I ever hear.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

72% have faked their orgasms. That's because their orgasms (which 28% aren't faking) don't exist!

Fatrick computing the math of the joke **

Fatrick reply: You're the common denominator!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It always makes me chuckle that his retarded wording makes it sound like a threesome, and most likely one with another dude since nobody really uses "partner" outside of gay relationships that I ever hear.

Yeah, also he should be ashamed about implying he fucks his wife. I just assume people in long term relationships have sex with eachother. Everyone does. It's kind of weird and uncouth to conjure the image of you fucking your spouse. "Hey, random person, I want you to think about my wife getting dicked and me doing the dickin'."

 

[DominusOdium]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

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She must have a humiliation fetish

 

[UnPRePared]

72% have faked their orgasms. That's because their orgasms (which 28% aren't faking) don't exist!

Fatrick computing the math of the joke **

Fatrick reply: You're the common denominator!

Yes, child, I will solve for X!

Enjoy carrying the 1, stlaker.

 

[guest]

"I'm an Old Testament Sex God, child. That's why my wife needs bootleg chinese lube to get her meat wallet moist. Sorry you're so stupid."

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

The face of the woman Pat makes cum every night

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Where is the gender swap pic of Nikolaus where she looks like a car mechanic with 5 o clock shadow?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No child, I did not cum after two pumps that is your delusion

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Where is the gender swap pic of Nikolaus where she looks like a car mechanic with 5 o clock shadow?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Something tells me a dude in his 40s who is obese, low testosterone, on BP meds and drinks excessively doesn’t “fuck with skill and enthusiasm.”