SERIOUSLY though, remember when Elvis was the man

Carl Winslow

I'm not a Fed
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Mitch Weaver

Replenish fish van
One of my favorite Elvis stories is when a flunky named Hamburger James stole from him and tried to hightail it out. Elvis noticed missing jewelry and immediately suspected James as he had just resigned.

By then Elvis was in his constant high paronoia state and he had his FBI Nixon badge. So he heads to the airport, stops the plane and pulls the faggot off and says “you have the right to remain silent and all that other shit”

Real ass dude.
 
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