Serious question

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

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[NoBacon]

tell this guy to put his plans on hold a decade and the list of minds essential to the Manhattan project

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I would hang out with Hitler and tell him jew jokes, if you saved Pat from drowning or let him drown it wouldn't matter his life contribution is a big goose egg much as a bug

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I would use my knowledge of the future to propagate the gospel of patrick so that he would never exist.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

None of the above, I would make slavery illegal or after emancipation forced all of them to live in Liberia

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’d assassinate LBJ.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’d assassinate LBJ.

You’re a scholar and a gentleman. Tyfys

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You’re missing a lot, some examples below

- Sniff Dawn’s dumper
- Beat Danny Ross at guitar hero
- Befriend intern David
- Bully Nana with Boomer Esiason
- Steal Jim Norton’s celebrity pics
- High five Opie after he asks “how’s that feel fucker”

 

[FranksWirecutters]

You’re missing a lot, some examples below

- Sniff Dawn’s dumper
- Beat Danny Ross at guitar hero
- Befriend intern David
- Bully Nana with Boomer Esiason
- Steal Jim Norton’s celebrity pics
- High five Opie after he asks “how’s that feel fucker”

-Cut down Steve C

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would get a job teaching in his high school where I would continually embarass him, calling on him in class constantly, and rolling my eyes at his fumbled responses. Like that show 11/22 but for a more noble purpose.

 

[Raymond]

Never heard of Hadrian before, had to google "Hadrian Jews" to confirm what you're driving at.