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Sent a tweet on Monday, then threatened prison on Tuesday, I was in court by Wednesday...........

HR@PaneraBread

It ain't easy being pleasey
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🎵On my way to view my fridge
To grab what must be some leftover meatloaf
As I waaaaaaalk, past the fart couch
Must have been about 4am.
In front of me was a tweet from a stlaker that I think I might block, yeah
It's telling me I'm fat
I reply swiftly that they're heading to prison, even if the threat falls flat

Did he reply
Of Course
Using fat jokes?
Amongst others
So are you fat?
No Child!
What did you say?
Wrong again child, these are you're delusions and you should stop contacting this number

Sent a Tweet on Monday🎵

(shoehorned a little)
 

Patrick O'Neal

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AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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Met a nik on Monday
Fucked her in my car on Monday
We'll be getting married on Wednesday.
And then on Thursday and Friday and Saturday I'll child my stlakers
 
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