Semen retention really fucked me.

[Professor Rape]

I was really horny and so I was messaging a fat (and I mean FAT) chick who is in love with me ever since we had a one night stand.

Now she thinks I like her again, but I just wanted to tell a woman I want to fuck their face and make them gag because I was fucking horny from the retention.

@Nigger John how do you deal with shit like this happening?

 

[Turk February]

I was really horny and so I was messaging a fat (and I mean FAT) chick who is in love with me ever since we had a one night stand.

Now she thinks I like her again, but I just wanted to tell a woman I want to fuck their face and make them gag because I was fucking horny from the retention.

@Nigger John how do you deal with shit like this happening?

I think the solution is you put on an adult film and rub you penis up and down. Then blow your brains out with a revolver while thinking of the adult film you watched.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Been there, Douglas. Except without the semen retention. I've just been horny and done the any port in a storm thing. I just want to say filthy things to a bitch who I won't care if they're receptive or not.

You guys ever see The Road to Wellville? Lotta semen retention talk, lotta poop talk, lotta Matthew Broderick's bare butt.

 

[Turk February]

Been there, Douglas.

You guys ever see The Road to Wellville? Lotta semen retention talk, lotta poop talk, lotta Matthew Broderick's bare butt.

That sounds like everyone on here fantasy. I may need to reinstall cytube and do a movie night.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That sounds like everyone on here fantasy. I may need to reinstall cytube and do a movie night.

It's about Corn Flakes.

 

[Turk February]

It's about Corn Flakes.

How can you even focus when psychologically focused on Matthew Brodericks butt?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How can you even focus when psychologically focused on Matthew Brodericks butt?

There's also a lot of boobs. You see Lara Flynn Boyle's boobs. You see some great big fat lady's boobs, I don't know if you get to see the Bridget Fonda boobs yet though, which are the boobs I really want to see. Also, I think Matthew Broderick may have a butt double. You never see Matthew Broderick and his butt in the same shot.

 

[Turk February]

There's also a lot of boobs. You see Lara Flynn Boyle's boobs. You see some great big fat lady's boobs, I don't know if you get to see the Bridget Fonda boobs yet though, which are the boobs I really want to see. Also, I think Matthew Broderick may have a butt double. You never see Matthew Broderick and his butt in the same shot.

A fake man butt? God. Americans just don't ever get anything quite right.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A fake man butt? God. Americans just don't ever get anything quite right.

I think it's a genuine man butt, it just doesn't belong to Matthew Broderick.

This movie has terrible reviews by the way, but I like it so far.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dana Carvey's hucking boxes of shit at people

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

@Nigger John how do you deal with shit like this happening?

Jim don't talk to girls.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This movie and The Mask Of Zorro are Anthony Hopkins' greatest performances.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

It works too well. You end up losing urge and sensitivity.

My ex said it was like fapping an empty condom.
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.

 

[Nigger John]

Just view it that you are beating the Jews every minute you don’t nut

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Nice 19th century nonsense, stupid.

 

[Dog Eater]

A fat ex once knocked on my door and I pulled her inside and fucked her and came in her and was immediately filled with OVERWHELMING shame so I literally shoved her out the front door and closed it in her face.

 

[Professor Rape]

A fat ex once knocked on my door and I pulled her inside and fucked her and came in her and was immediately filled with OVERWHELMING shame so I literally shoved her out the front door and closed it in her face.

You weren't worried about her getting pregnant? The horror I'd feel would be worse than the shame. Then you're stuck with her.

 

[Dog Eater]

You weren't worried about her getting pregnant? The horror I'd feel would be worse than the shame. Then you're stuck with her.

I was wracked with terror for months and would literally wake up shaking. But I had a Mossberg 590 next to the bed so I could blow my fucking brains out if needed. In retrospect the fatness probably made it way harder for her to conceive.