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Semen retention dreams: fucking CRAZY!

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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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He needs to show up at the office and immediately start talking about semen retention to anyone that will listen.
Throw in a rant or two about the age of consent as well. Whatt!?! Your coworkers have never seen a really hot 13 year old!?!
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I dreamed last night that my penis became a fire hose and I used it to spray cum all over this dumb bitch I work with.

also dreamed that Tom Hanks was in a civil war drama with robot horses?
That's fucking awesome. I need to try this. I recently got to a point in my dreams where I realize I'm dreaming and if a girl shows up I'm able to go right for it.
 
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You mean you're able to muster up the courage to ask her to have a drink with you?
No I literally grab em by the pussy and start kissing. The thing is, they let you. Haven't managed to get much further than that yet.
 
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