Self congratulating Pat

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[guest]

Congratulations, you spent $700 on hotels/food/travel expenses to rant about someone who has never heard of you who makes more money every second than you have made your entire life, and had higher than a 1.7

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This should be a poll question. How many dicks did he have to suck for his throat to be “dry”? I’d guess at least 5.

 

[NigelCumia]

He wore a mask during the entire speech. Of course he did.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

That's something college professors do, multiple times a day, multiple times a week.

Not that Fat would have any idea.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

If you were that popular, Piggy T, someone would have mentioned it on Twitter, instead of you tweeting out answers to questions that no one asked.

 

[guest]

Pist it on YouTube if it was so great, faggot

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

This should be a poll question. How many dicks did he have to suck for his throat to be “dry”? I’d guess at least 5.

Or just one imported african dick.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Drink some water then you fat walrus

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

And gained six followers.

Nice ROI, assfuck.

 

[guest]

Dry throat huh? Don't worry. Whether it's a dozen beers or tranny cum, I'm sure he found something to soothe his parched gullet.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fatly stammered in a sped fem voice.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Throat is a bit dry after an hour, though.

edit:

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I hate him.

“Hey guys, voice is still able to reach the back of the room. Also, I’m super cool at these unpaid “cons””

Nobody asked and nobody cares. Go search for some meaning in your life, you goddamn waste.

 

[Brooke Shields]

edit:

i cant imagine lashing out in this way, for quite literally any scenario, but i'm also not a giant fucking mental gymnastic retconning retard

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

i cant imagine lashing out in this way, for quite literally any scenario, but i'm also not a giant fucking mental gymnastic retconning retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Stent]

I hope he brought the math.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

My favorite