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[fricklefrackle]

Dumb fucks.

He gave himself five stars for his books. Goodreads even captioned them as "Review from the author" (something they'll ignore when faced with the evidence, I'm sure):

Gate Crashers:

Fat, fuck, dummy idiot threw in a "so there's that"... what a fucking unoriginal, pathetic lump of shit wannabe "author" he is. Fucking hope he gets ball cancer.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Sounds like a challenge

Someone's probably going to dump pigs blood on him until he locks everyone in the convention ballroom and sets fires with his dirty pillows

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Someone's probably going to dump pigs blood on him until he locks everyone in the convention ballroom and sets fires with his dirty pillows

No, child. I wasn't locked in the punishment closet

 

[RobertMewler]

Someone's probably going to dump pigs blood on him until he locks everyone in the convention ballroom and sets fires with his dirty pillows

They're all gonna laugh at him!

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Sorry for her loss. We should send her a couple of Vizio soundbars. Really do it up classy.

Nothing helps you mourn the loss of a child better than that crystal clear Vizio sound quality

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

How the fuck did I miss this thread... what cuntish woman he is.

I'm sure our lovely compatriots from the Farms would love to see that last tweet

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope this backfires and a bunch of weak pearl-clutchers cancel their trip to the Con because they're scared of big, bad, scary 'staIkers'.

Edit: Nice showing everyone that you got spooked and terrified by someone leaving payquasi business cards around, stupid.

They are more scared of talking to someone without a mask. Id imagine that ( covid) would be the main cause if people not showing

 

[guest]

Security and Safety Alert. I bet people thought this was going to be about Covid and the measures being taken. Instead it's warning people to watch out because some nobody has spent 3 years tilting at windmills on the internet fighting people who have called him fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Guest]

Nothing helps you mourn the loss of a child better than that crystal clear Vizio sound quality

You can't even hear the screams of your toddler hurtling through the air over through the immersive new dimension of surround sound with Dolby Atmos

 

[Guest]

Security and Safety Alert. I bet people thought this was going to be about Covid and the measures being taken. Instead it's warning people to watch out because some nobody has spent 3 years tilting at windmills on the internet fighting people who have called him fat.

"Emergency: Someone pretending to be a fat asshole might contact you. Stay safe."