Scrolling through Pats replies to the stlaker childs and this pic caught my eye

[Ladynyahh]

Seriously what the fuck is going on here

The way his mouth opens and yet the folds of skin around the mouth stay in one place. It's just bizarre. Obviously he's put on 80+ lbs from eating poorly, not exercising (he goes to the gym only to cruise the steam rooms), and binge drinking multiple days out of the week. But it's amazing how much weight has been added to his head and neck. Just disgusting.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

"I would have gotten away with the City of Milwaukee lawsuit too if it weren't for those meddling pests!"

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Obviously he's put on 80+ lbs

Haven't gained a pound, stlaker.

 

[Sputnik]

Not a single pound since high school. What a disgusting mong. And believe me I'm no spring checked but I can't emphasize enough that he's a disgusting human.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He didn't seem to appreciate my, uh, Bert's comment on it either.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He's such a strange creature. Like a toxic mix of pig and hare, munching down on a carrot (or something else in his hand).

 

[CompoundBasement]

Love the wedding ring. The depressed, dopey wife who didn't take his last name doesn't usually wear one in most photos.

He treats his marriage to her as something to be envied, and she treats him like a roommate.

People were discussing the bank accounts. Remember, Fatso said he doesn't have a bank account.

So, what happens is someone sends the wife money, she deposits the money into her bank account, and then the dopey wife sends the money owed to Quasi wherever Quasi says to send it ... check to his lawyer, wire transfer, whatever. Quasi and his lawyers are paid through Fatso's wife's bank account.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[PogromStallone]

Duuuuuuuuude, you got your Godhand, you got your causality...

 

[Ladynyahh]

He didn't seem to appreciate my, uh, Bert's comment on it either.

Big fan of the Kyle Tomlinson, MD, PhD account, whoever it is. I loffed when he had to explain to someone that his account was impersonating "my little brother". A 44 year old man refers to his younger brother as "little". Clearly Kyle is 50x more successful than Patrick (who isn't really) and yet Patrick still has to use that as if to say "yeah, but I'm older than you!" Sad, and fat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his deformed earlobe peeking too

 

[MonsterSteve]

It's a natural thing the Tomlinson family has evolved with is that open O mouth to perfectly suction to another mans penis.

 

[HotAnus]

He really leaned into the literal pigman look. His whole physical form shaped by commentary

 

[Phish]

his deformed earlobe peeking too
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Does pat have some type of Microtia?

Microtia

Microtia is a congenital condition in which a baby is born with a small and malformed external ear. Microtia can range from mild to severe.

www.chop.edu

 

[SFWA liaison]

Does pat have some type of Microtia?

Microtia

Microtia is a congenital condition in which a baby is born with a small and malformed external ear. Microtia can range from mild to severe.

www.chop.edu

 

[Ladynyahh]

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Whoa, gross

 

[Phish]

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Fucking sick dude, stop it. I had to look up a pic of Nikados asshole to cleanse my palette.

 

[RobertMewler]

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It's like taffy.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It's like taffy.

Sir please spoil your disgusting, vomit inducing gore gif next time. I have sent a spy report.