Schizophrenic man goes to Olive Garden because trolls told him his crush would be there. Declares everyone under citizen's arrest and pulls fire alarm

[guest]

I don't like Kiwis fucking with legitimately mentally ill individuals, but this was hilarious. Trolls convinced this schizo that his celebrity crush was waiting for him at Olive Garden. Once he got there, they told him that the employees were leaking nudes of him, so he declared all of them under citizen's arrest.

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[KaNAMBLA Harris]

It’s genuinely scary that someone can be this gone.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I would lose my shit too if this happened to me, if someone told me Monica Bellucci was waiting for me at a Olive Garden and it turned out it was a ruse all along.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I would lose my shit too if this happened to me, if someone told me Monica Bellucci was waiting for me at a Olive Garden and it turned out it was a ruse all along.

Olive Garden is a well known authentic Italian eatery so you'd really think she'd be there.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I would lose my shit too if this happened to me, if someone told me Monica Bellucci was waiting for me at an Olive Garden and it turned out it was a ruse all along.

Youre the coroner, and Monica Bellucis body comes in. No visible trauma, and the cunt and ass are intact. If no ones around, are you dry fucking her corpse? Go.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Olive Garden is a well known authentic Italian eatery so you'd really think she'd be there.

Well when you’re there, you’re family

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That title alone made me laugh.

 

[UnPRePared]

Youre the coroner, and Monica Bellucis body comes in. No visible trauma, and the cunt and ass are intact. If no ones around, are you dry fucking her corpse? Go.

Your crush is dead....

Go!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pulling the fire alarm is a boss move. I've always wanted to do it and never have. Especially at a place that pissed me off. It's a whole thing, it'd fuck up their day.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pulling the fire alarm is a boss move. I've always wanted to do it and never have. Especially at a place that pissed me off. It's a whole thing, it'd fuck up their day.

no one should have to abandon their endless breadsticks and salad because of a fraudulent fire alarm

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

no one should have to abandon their endless breadsticks and salad because of a fraudulent fire alarm

That's why it's such an ordeal for the staff. They have to fuck everyone over and deal with pieces of shit like me who would be like "Ma'am, respectfully, I'm going to take my seafood linguini, I will eat it outside and I'll return the bowl and the fork when I'm done. And ma'am, RESPECTFULLY, if you try to stop me I will slit my goddamn throat right here in front of you and you can live the rest of your life knowing that you caused a man's death over some linguini. A hungry man who did nothing to you."

 

[The Arm]

The kiwifags incited him to commit a crime. It'd be funny if they get sent to jail while chrischan walks free.

 

[aRTie02150]

Lol mentally ill people are hilarious.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I don't like Kiwis fucking with legitimately mentally ill individuals, but this was hilarious. Trolls convinced this schizo that his celebrity crush was waiting for him at Olive Garden. Once he got there, they told him that the employees were leaking nudes of him, so he declared all of them under citizen's arrest.

Says he doesn't like Kiwis fucking with genuine mentally ill people, but then goes on to say that the worst case example is hilarious?

 

[LiberalPussy]

I would lose my shit too if this happened to me, if someone told me Monica Bellucci was waiting for me at a Olive Garden and it turned out it was a ruse all along.

As if Mommy Monica would ever eat at Italian Mcdonalds. I’d take to a high class restaurant.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

As if Mommy Monica would ever eat at Italian Mcdonalds. I’d take to a high class restaurant.

I'll eat her pussy for dessert.

 

[HH Brother]

I once farted in an Arby's so bad that they called the cops on me, funster.

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

Youre the coroner, and Monica Bellucis body comes in. No visible trauma, and the cunt and ass are intact. If no ones around, are you dry fucking her corpse? Go.

How long until dead bodies start to stink usually?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I thought KF queers are always crying about taking things too far with lolcows

 

[Bigsmooth]

Would be pretty funny if this character tried to citizens arrest Joe Cumia while he's playing a shitty gig