🚨scam alert🚨 Ooga is fixing to pull a fake kidnapping stunt for ransom money

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I am glad his life is a total hell. I hope those designer jeans were worth it! If the driver there knew he was wearing those 500 dollar jeans he would have ended up just like his dad.

Do you think he was wearing that blonde game of thrones wig during the kidnapping?

 

[FattyPneumonia]

The nigger fish van industry is worse than you can imagine. At the docks they have a little table where you cut the meat off your fish and throw the skeleton in the water. The other day I saw a nigger pull one out of the water, only meat on it was the head which was pouring blood. He tossed that thing in the back of his work hvac truck. They aren't people.

Reminds me of the Baltimore crackheads trying to catch seagulls in the inner harbor. It was funny to locals until they started importing some Haitians and real Africans and you’d see them actually catch one. Throw a piece of bread on a fish hook. Fucking thing is screeching and bleeding everywhere right in front of a group of kids from the science center. They’d throw its carcass in an igloo and act like you’re the weird one.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Reminds me of the Baltimore crackheads trying to catch seagulls in the inner harbor. It was funny to locals until they started importing some Haitians and real Africans and you’d see them actually catch one. Throw a piece of bread on a fish hook. Fucking thing is screeching and bleeding everywhere right in front of a group of kids from the science center. They’d throw its carcass in an igloo and act like you’re the weird one.

I thought you can't eat seagulls...

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Rich white people from America used to mail him chocolate. If the wrong person in his neighborhood learned about that it could get him killed

 

[Random username]

You remove the picture of a nigger and people would assume it’s a retarded person. Turns out he’s a retard, and a nigger.

Isn't that redundant?

 

[Phish]

The old white catladys are to blame. They havent sent him enough money. He HAS to pick the cheapest, lowball offer available. If those racist cunts would just cough up a hundo or two he wouldnt be suffering like this. Do better white women.

I wonder what kinda car an african uber driver drives? Is it an '81 Geo Metro with no doors?

 

[Random username]

The old white catladys are to blame. They havent sent him enough money. He HAS to pick the cheapest, lowball offer available. If those racist cunts would just cough up a hundo or two he wouldnt be suffering like this. Do better white women.

I wonder what kinda car an african uber driver drives? Is it an '81 Geo Metro with no doors?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Rich white people from America used to mail him chocolate. If the wrong person in his neighborhood learned about that it could get him killed

What about his $400 gold plated checkers set or what ever the fuck that jiggaboo shit was?

 

[captain_kamala]

What about his $400 gold plated checkers set or what ever the fuck that jiggaboo shit was?

It was scrabble which is ironic considering he's illiterate

 

[Racist Google Intern]

It was scrabble which is ironic considering he's illiterate

he sold it as soon as he could, it's not like he has anyone to play it with.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

It was scrabble which is ironic considering he's illiterate

Even betta'

 

[Dog Eater]

At the docks

Do you just smell like fish and saltwater all the time now?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It sucks we’ll never know just how much money he scammed off the SFWA losers - we’ve see the multiple GFM’s but he was DMing people begging for money and getting it. Sadly all those dorks are too embarrassed to admit how much they gave him privately. Plus we all know Jason Sanford was getting a cut.

 

[captain_kamala]

Do you just smell like fish and saltwater all the time now?

I smell like coconut oil. And tuna.

 

[Phish]

I smell like coconut oil. And tuna.

No Jojoba? You gotta get on the Jojoba regimen.

 

[RickReternal]

Pringle Can Lothario died so Ooga could live like this.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

he sold it as soon as he could, it's not like he has anyone to play it with.

More than likely he thought it was made out of actual gold, and doesn’t know what gold plated means.

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Won my first game - he played by himself

 

[Racist Google Intern]

we can see the fucking empty chair in the photo who is he fooling?