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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Without tourgasm he'd be working at a deli in the north end, or probably would have overdosed around 2009.
fuck dane.
fuck dane.
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He was on one of his "diets" and came into the show with a bag of keto chips or something. If you are bringing chips of any kind with you everywhere you go you're missing the point, Bob.
(Garlic Butter) Saw Bob Kelly this weekend
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I see Bobby almost every night when I look up at the sky. He goes through different phases and isn't always consistent with daily time, but I see him often.
What I'm trying to say is that Bob Kelly is so fat that I would confuse him with the moon. The moon has phases, you see, and they vary depending on day etc.
What I'm trying to say is that Bob Kelly is so fat that I would confuse him with the moon. The moon has phases, you see, and they vary depending on day etc.
He's going to leave his kid fatherless soon enough. If he didn't have his current career he would be Pat from moonachie
Bobby looks like a statue in the garden of a yakuza boss. - Colin Quinn
I have to say both him and Vos were hilarious when I saw them live.
we give them shit here but they ALWAYS kill on stage SNIFFFF
we give them shit here but they ALWAYS kill on stage SNIFFFF
Hrrrmmmphh hrrrmmmppphh
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I always liked Bobby to be completely honest witcha, but he’s not going to make 60 if he keeps stuffing his snout like that. Consider a salad sometimes, stupid!
You think this is his last fat?
I like everything about Blobby except his pod
I love all Blobby fat jokes, the dumber they are the more I laugh. What do I know? I'm just trying to work here
You don't think listening to 40 people in one room is a good idea, Jim?
Nooooooo!
Bob Kelly looks like the merchant in resident evil village who sells you things out of his caravan.
