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Quietly is the key was my favorite. It's just so stupid.Cant wait for the new Pat pasta to drop tbphwy. Big fan of 'Quietly is the key'. 'Final punch' was a bit meh but he came back strong with 'Enjoy Prison'
It's a wish, stlaker, a wish for the stlaker children texting and tweeting me to remain quiet.Quietly is the key was my favorite. It's just so stupid.
I'm a enjoy prison mark, but I'm starting to really like when he told me my life was already over, Fezster.Cant wait for the new Pat pasta to drop tbphwy. Big fan of 'Quietly is the key'. 'Final punch' was a bit meh but he came back strong with 'Enjoy Prison'
Enjoy prison, stlaker has gotten pretty old and stale. When even the normal folks and other authors on X now make fun of it and call him stlaker and ask if they're going to enjoy prison for commenting it's time to move onto a new phrase.Cant wait for the new Pat pasta to drop tbphwy. Big fan of 'Quietly is the key'. 'Final punch' was a bit meh but he came back strong with 'Enjoy Prison'
Quietly is the key was my favorite. It's just so stupid.
Cant wait for the new Pat pasta to drop tbphwy. Big fan of 'Quietly is the key'. 'Final punch' was a bit meh but he came back strong with 'Enjoy Prison'
His impact left a giant fatboy sized crater where he belly flopped to Earth in front of the courthouseI like when he told us to “brace for impact” then lost his dumb lawsuit and had to pay over 30k so he doesn’t go to jail.
He's been using that since 2019 when he first filed a police report and legitimately thought "They called me fat on the internet too many times" was going to cause the MPD and FBI to subpoena his IP list from Liz Clarke's blog and have 300 people shipped to Milwaukee from around the country for felony PatpostingDon't forget 'wait for the knock'.
I like when he told us to “brace for impact” then lost his dumb lawsuit and had to pay over 30k so he doesn’t go to jail.
I'm still bracing ovah hereI like when he told us to “brace for impact” then lost his dumb lawsuit and had to pay over 30k so he doesn’t go to jail.
I forgot about “police impersonation” claims, funny those didn’t make the crying press tourI'm still bracing ovah here
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From one of those threads. I think he was lying.
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I’m really fucking *done* with “your life is already over” because it makes no fucking sense. I’ve spent a fair amount of time trying to figure it out and I’ve seen explanations on here as well but sorry, no. It’s stupid shit. Bothers me!I'm a enjoy prison mark, but I'm starting to really like when he told me my life was already over, Fezster.
Your prison is already over. Enjoy life, funster.I’m really fucking *done* with “your life is already over” because it makes no fucking sense. I’ve spent a fair amount of time trying to figure it out and I’ve seen explanations on here as well but sorry, no. It’s stupid shit. Bothers me!
I’m really fucking *done* with “your life is already over” because it makes no fucking sense. I’ve spent a fair amount of time trying to figure it out and I’ve seen explanations on here as well but sorry, no. It’s stupid shit. Bothers me!
He thinks we're getting the electric chair.I’m really fucking *done* with “your life is already over” because it makes no fucking sense. I’ve spent a fair amount of time trying to figure it out and I’ve seen explanations on here as well but sorry, no. It’s stupid shit. Bothers me!
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