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Satanist thing that's happen to you during a hex

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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I ran away from home up to Brisbane where my sister lived and she was practicing black magic, so I got into black magic. She did not practice black, she was practicing white, but I did some black magic. I practiced black magic on two people.

I put hexes on two people, one the kid who bullied me at school and a the other a pretty girl. So the bully was the school tough guy and it was my first day at school and he walked by me and sucker punched me in the stomach and I buckled over. The next day, he elbowed me in the back of the head one day, he says, which led me into hexing the boy as I knew the torment wouldn’t stop.

It involved using some food sources and making an effigy of sorts and you do certain things to identify the doll and then you break off the arm or the leg of the doll, and that’s basically what I did, I broke the leg off and the guy got in a car crash and his leg got mauled.

The second hex was much more fun, because the girl had come by to his house to buy hash from my roommate, leading to our interaction.

I had already done this incantation on this girl, and I don’t know anything about anything, and she comes in and says, ‘hey, what’s your sign?’ and I said, ‘oh I’m a Virgo,’ and she says, ‘oh, my horoscope says I’m supposed to make love to a Virgo in a tropical surrounding.’ So I went and screwed in a black lightbulb in the bathroom and plugged the tub and said, ‘here’s a waterfall, let’s go.’
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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WWAWD Da Craft? Uppity bitches, that lot.

I think Fairuza Balk would break my dick off and keep it, though. Crazy eyes.
 

DMAN

The Surgeon General of ONAForums.net
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I mean, I like Riccardo Bosi, but what's he doing? Is english your second language? I could barely make out some of that.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I seen Watain on Easter Sunday one year. They do the larpy black metal thing.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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WWAWD Da Craft?
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