Safe isnt his speed

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat finds the perfect addition to his car. Maybe he will make a blog entry about it. Now he can drink and drive without a seatbelt and doesnt have to hear that pesky seat belt alarm.

Frat Pat thinks drinking and driving are edgy and very cool.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Good hopefully he drives into a wall.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Slim isnt his size

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Sober just isn’t his speed, brah child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He's so proud of being a severe alcoholic in his 40s. Just another sign of how retarded he is.

 

[NoBacon]

He needs it because he’s too fat for the belt to clip in normally, not bevauss he’s a daredevil.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Probably fucked up the seat belts when he glued those seat covers on over the old upholstery a few years ago to increase the value.

 

[Brooke Shields]

That's about as good as an idea of that one high user a few weeks ago who thought he had a million dollar idea he didn't want to share right away for a device that can cover your license plate with a button. Definitely a million dollar idea and definitely not illegal

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Pat's the type to need a seat belt extension

 

[FranksWirecutters]

That's about as good as an idea of that one high user

It seems a little far fetched that any of us are substance abusers.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat's the type to need a seat belt extension

He needed two pair of handcuffs

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Wisconsin is the only state in the country where first offense DUI is only a traffic ticket. You lose your license for a few months and pay a fine. Its not a felony until your 5th? I think?
My family has a place in northern Wisconsin. Used to spend summers up there. You're never more than a few miles from a bar no matter where you are.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

From the looks of the one video, he was double cuffed. The arm angles were a dead giveaway.

Lose some weight, fat fuck.

 

[RobertMewler]

From the looks of the one video, he was double cuffed. The arm angles were a dead giveaway.

Lose some weight, fat fuck.

His waistline hasn't moved in twenty years, child.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

His waistline hasn't moved in twenty years, child.

He's like a nigger. The waist of his pants includes his pants at his knees. He's a size 30 waist when Tyrone visits

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nigger covers a lot of ground without moving.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

As much of a bloated alcoholic he is, he's too much of a weenie to drive drunk.