Rube who pretends to know a second language responds to a Portuguese tweet in Spanish

[SFWA liaison]

1.2 just copypasted into Google Translate and didn't realize it wasn't Spanish, what a retard

 

[Treat Yourself]

According to some huehue friends I have, they all understand Spanish and call it "retard Portuguese". Basically what I'm saying is Pat comes across as a dumbass in many, many ways. He also eats too much.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Pat shoulda responded to him in Porktuguese.

@Cuphead You hear what I said? I said Pat shoulda responded in Porktuguese hehe.

 

[MonsterSteve]

According to Pat, it's 'all the same'. Just 'brown people language'.

 

[JebJoh]

According to Pat, it's 'all the same'. Just 'brown people language'.

As pat has said many times, “I can even communicate with the gorillas among us”

He’s not pc but he tells it like it is.

 

[Coonskin]

"any last words bernell, you filthy fucking nigger?"

~Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

According to some huehue friends I have, they all understand Spanish and call it "retard Portuguese". Basically what I'm saying is Pat comes across as a dumbass in many, many ways. He also eats too much.

Portuguese people are fucking hilarious in my experience. The best sex I've ever had was with a Portuguese broad too.

 

[Black Pat]

Lmao, nice catch. What a fucking idiot

 

[Steve Ramone]

Portuguese people are fucking hilarious in my experience. The best sex I've ever had was with a Portuguese broad too.

Did she have a meaty clit and a pussy that looked like a bomb went off in a ham sandwich?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did she have a meaty clit and a pussy that looked like a bomb went off in a ham sandwich?

No it was like a perfect tucked away nice pussy

 

[DMbA]

Did she have a meaty clit and a pussy that looked like a bomb went off in a ham sandwich?

It looked like a taco

Get it cause the hombres love tacos

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Of course tard makes the common beginner mistake of not knowing where to use de/del/de la correctly. In this case he shouldn't have used any of them. 'enjoy of the prison ' sounds retarded

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Of course tard makes the common beginner mistake of not knowing where to use de/del/de la correctly. In this case he shouldn't have used any of them. 'enjoy of the prison ' sounds retarded

the only mistake he made was clicking “Spanish” instead of “Portuguese” in google

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

the only mistake he made was clicking “Spanish” instead of “Portuguese” in google

No he tried to respond in Spanish from an auto translation and fucked it up because of his shit level Spanish

 

[Sputnik]

Its all bean town south of the border.

Nigger Annihilator Rick

 

[eggfella]

Paella Pat drops the ball again

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Portuguese people are fucking hilarious in my experience. The best sex I've ever had was with a Portuguese broad too.

I'm so sorry Dan

 

[SFWA liaison]

And another one today, the rube conflates Portuguese and Spanish while trying to appear worldly

in Portuguese the word for football is futebol

(Flavia taught me)

 

[DominusOdium]

1.2 just copypasted into Google Translate and didn't realize it wasn't Spanish, what a retard
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Yes Mr FBI Agent, I live every day in fear for my life and do everything I can to make the horrible harrassment stop.

For instance here I responded to a comedy profile by translating my usual threats to send them all to prison into Spanish because I thought it would be funny. I mean scary. I was so fearful I had to call the women's shelter for help.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Fatrique decide qué idioma se utilizara en el futuro, stlacador. Disfrutar la prision!