Rittenhouse facts

[guest]

• Not an alcoholic
• Spends his free time taking CPR/fireman classes
• Does not spend his time Tweeting and looking for attention from mentally ill strangers
• Will gain more Twitter followers in a couple hours than Patrick has gained/bought in 10 years (if he sets aside time from banging hot chicks to make one)
• Does not owe Quasi $23,739.25
• Has had sex with more than 2 women
• Cares about his community, shows up to clean graffiti/offer first aid/defend himself and others against communist swine
• Humble, respectful to people
• Less than half Patrick's age

This explains why gun owning conservative Pat and his deadbeat do-nothing faggot Twitter friends hate him so much.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

@Fourdoorsmorewhores > @stealthygeek

 

[Will Tate]

• Knows how to properly use a firearm.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I truly believe Piggy is jealous Rittenhouse actually got to prove he’s a marksman and show off his gun shooting skills to the world.

I also think Piggy has penis envy of Rittenhouse and I find it hilarious this babyface but good looking young kid has more masculine voice than a 41 year old fat lazy layabout who lives less than an hour away.

Things Kyle actually has, that Piggy has lied about:
Kyle actually received firearms instruction from the police.
Kyle is actually a lifeguard.
Kyle actually knows how to perform CPR and First Aid.
In his spare time Kyle hangs around and takes first responder training classes.
Kyle actually sounds masculine when he talks.
Kyle is probably slaying gash like an Old Testament Sex God right now.
Kyle fired 10 rounds and 9 were direct hits.
Kyles done things to make his community better like cleaning graffiti and eliminating a pedophile and woman beater from the population.

 

[Will Tate]

I truly believe Piggy is jealous Rittenhouse actually got to prove he’s a marksman and show off his gun shooting skills to the world.

Killer Kyle did to commie scum what Mama Raven's Actual Tough Guy wants to do to those evil bigoted MAGA Trumpers but doesn't have the balls to even try.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I truly believe Piggy is jealous Rittenhouse actually got to prove he’s a marksman and show off his gun shooting skills to the world.

I also think Piggy has penis envy of Rittenhouse and I find it hilarious this babyface but good looking young kid has more masculine voice than a 41 year old fat lazy layabout who lives less than an hour away.

Things Kyle actually has, that Piggy has lied about:
Kyle actually received firearms instruction from the police.
Kyle is actually a lifeguard.
Kyle actually knows how to perform CPR and First Aid.
In his spare time Kyle hangs around and takes first responder training classes.
Kyle actually sounds masculine when he talks.
Kyle is probably slaying gash like an Old Testament Sex God right now.
Kyle fired 10 rounds and 9 were direct hits.
Kyles done things to make his community better like cleaning graffiti and eliminating a pedophile and woman beater from the population.

Kyle fired 8 rounds, and I think 6 hit iirc, still PFG though

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Here’s a quote about Alpha Chad Rittenhouse from a pussy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Kyle fired 8 rounds, and I think 6 hit iirc, still PFG though

still rocking a ratio of 2 kill to 0 Deaths. plus he resisted the urge to spawncamp grosskreutz

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Kyle was on a 2 kill streak, if he activated overkill he could’ve gotten a full mag of Stopper FMJ rounds to “de-arm” Grosskreutz with completely.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Bigger Liberal Rube piece of shit from Milwaukee… Piggy or Gaige Grosskreutz?

 

[BudDickman]

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Here’s a quote about Alpha Chad Rittenhouse from a pussy.

Lol, why is he still wearing the paramedic hat?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

They both have toddler-like faces, but Kyle has pinchable cheeks while I would never touch Patrick's face, if only because I don't want to catch whatever Gypsy curse has been laid upon it.

 

[42069]

Are you guys ok with him crying on the stand?

 

[Snake]

 

[Will Tate]

Bigger Liberal Rube piece of shit from Milwaukee… Piggy or Gaige Grosskreutz?

Bigger? You know damn well who.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

-Is an actual tough guy that will spoonfeed you your teeth

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Lol, why is he still wearing the paramedic hat?

He wants to paint himself as “the good guy” even though he has a rap sheet longer than a Barry Sanders Touchdown Run.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Rick's just jealous he'll never be able to take the credit for Bernell.