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You'll be missed.
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RIP NIGGER JIM!
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You'll be missed.
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Can he do it live so we get a McNutt moment?
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The man is about to throw on a dress he just happened to have laying around and hang himself...This is not the time to make fun...
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Get halp, Coral. Please.
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Admincel doesn’t care how many lives he ruins!!
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It's days like this where I realize I can never fully explain this place to anyone in my band.
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The characters and subplots go so fawkin deep.
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Just refer to him as "Um... Jim" or "My Man Jim", your bandmates will figure it out on their own.
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ME: So this one guy they make fun of, the wanna-be science fiction author bloke, ok?
ALICJA: The fat one?
ME: Well, there's more than one fat one, but that's Pat, he's the fattest, and a narcissist.
KOOL: Wait, wasn't the alcoholic the narcissist?
ME: Wait, Patrick is an alcoholic, are we still talking about him?
KOOL: No no, the one with hair plugs.
ME: Anthony! Yes, he's an alcoholic AND a narcissist. Frankly, Pat is too. A few others might be, as well, shit...
MARCIN: I still don't understand anything about this Terry Clifford Lady, but she sounds like a lovely mother.
ME: She is, but that's a later history lesson.
MARIO: I still don't understand how the one with AIDS hasn't died yet.
ME: Well, we only joke that Jim Norton has AIDS.
MARIO: That's pretty mean of you, Ray.
ME: I mean, he engages in questionable ladies of the night, usually with a penis, he might really have it, Mario.
MARIO: I guess that makes it alright as long as it's factual.
ME: Steve, are you on the same page now?
STEVE: I told you to leave me the fuck out of this weird shit, Ray!
ALICJA: Not that it affects me, but as a musician, I'm intrigued: racists really can enter contracts?
ME: Apparently, yes.
ALICJA: (nods) Thank you.
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Suicide is the domain if transsexuals, he does the bit correctly...